have you responded to penis-enlargement spam?

[OneBlueSky]

better hope not . . . seems one of the purveyors left some order logs on the net for all to see . . . (heh,heh,heh) . . .

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,59907,00.html

"Since July 4, Amazing Internet Products would have grossed more than half a million dollars from Goringly.biz, one of several sites operated by the company to hawk its penis pills.

"Among the people who responded in July to Amazing's spam, which bore the subject line, "Make your penis HUGE," was the manager of a $6 billion mutual fund, who ordered two bottles of Pinacle to be shipped to his Park Avenue office in New York City. A restaurateur in Boulder, Colorado, requested four bottles. The president of a California firm that sells airplane parts and is active in the local Rotary Club gave out his American Express card number to pay for six bottles, or $300 worth, of Pinacle. The coach of an elementary school lacrosse club in Pennsylvania ordered four bottles of the pills."

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,59907,00.html

[Tom Kitten]

1. Spam thread?

why are so many internet strangers interested in my penis? It looks and acts just fine, spammers...Not to mention it's none of your fucking business.,...

[eileen from OH]

2. Oh, NO!

"Karl, you did remember to order me a case, right? Because I am NOT stuffing your rolled-up socks in my crotch AGAIN.

NOTE TO SELF: Don't let Laura see pix; she's been disappointed too much lately. And I can't fantasize about Rumsfeld forever. (Hmm,
Donny, who's you're daddy?)

eileen from OH

[Pert_UK]

3. I tried enlarging my penis using spam, but cut my nob on the can.....

:evilgrin:

P.

[tameszu]

4. I got so sick of those emails, that I just gave in and bought some...

And it really works!

Now my penis is so enormous, I had to build it its own room.

[Fixated]

5. ....

I don't know if my penis needs 3 more inches. I told my girlfriend about it, but she didn't understand what I was talking about. But hey, what can ya do? She's only 7.


::backs away from crowd slowly::

[NJCher]

6. hilarious

Can you believe who his mentor is!?


Cher

[Bossy Monkey]

8. If you don't feel like registering with Salon to read up on him

you can get some of the dirt at Wyethwire http://wyethwire.blogspot.com/
by scrolling down most of the page to 7/29

[BiggJawn]

7. Once. they wanted to know what I'd if I had 9 inches...

I told 'em "look for the REST of it!"

[CO Liberal]

9. I Don't Respond to What I Don't Need

:-)

[disgruntella]

10. as my network's "postmaster" i get at hundreds per week

And as a female, I am starting to wonder what all this concern is about the size of my penis. :evilgrin: