Ack! Hannity is trying to facilitate their BREEDING!!!!

[underpants]

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2004

For some reason about a month ago I started flipping between his show and NPR on the way home from work everyday. First of all there is that stupid theme song "Let Freedom Ring" which mentions "today is the day of reckoning" and "Today is independence day" --very stupid.

Look I don't like Rush at all but at least he knows how to run a show and control the mic. Hannity has no idea what he is doing and the only person I have heard NOT gushing with praise for him was some stoner who had questions about W's guard service but didn't exactly have all the info put together, he still just about broke even with Hannity. Hannity also repeatedly mentions Rush's name and tries to align himself with pillboy, uh aren't you supposed to be your own man and create your own niche?

My fav of the week was his spin that the Kerry affair rumors were a liberal created controversy as the leak came out of the Clark camp........in other words Hannity misquoted a supposed off the record quote from Clark from three weeks ago.

SO yesterday afternoon he is taking calls from people who have signed up for his dating service.

:scared:

Some of the people there look fairly okay but then I doubt Hannity would have put them on there if they didn't. I didn't count but I think there are about 12 signed up so far.

[burythehatchet]

1. STOP the presses

Sean Hannity - patriot extraordinaire - has a dating service..

Please tell me that's a joke.

[underpants]

6. It's for real hit on the link

One of the guys (from Seattle)who he had on yesterday was (get this):

A graduate in 4 years with majors in philosophy and psychology with a minor in business.

Owns his own martial arts school. Trained in 11 disciplines with 6 black belts.

Like to swing and salsa dance.

Who LOVES children and wants to have some with a good Republican woman.

Okay that could all be true but I wouldn't think that guy who need to go onto a on-line dating service and if he did need to there may be a reason. :psycho:

[Tripper11]

2. I think Hannidate has an infiltrator...

A rather "swarthy" looking gentleman wouldn't you say?
Careful conservative women....:evilgrin:

Francis George

And a French name to boot...how un-American!!!

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

3. "Hannity style romance"?

"Welcome to Hannidate 2004, where you may find your perfect match through Hannity style romance."

I picture that like a women being forced to listen to some obnoxious guy brag about himself for a few hours while he gets her drunk enough for him to clumsily throw himself at her. We might have guessed that the weirdos were going to get themselves around to eugenics at some point.

[liberalpress]

4. Actually a good song is being corrupted...

..I've never seen or heard Hannity and I hope to keep it that way. But if it is the song I think it is it's by Martina McBride and called "Independence Day." It's about a woman who, after years of abuse, finally decides to leave an abusive spouse. When the Democrats win in November, irony will rule!

[underpants]

5. That sounds like it

Martina McBride huh?

You only hear about 30 seconds of it so.......Hannity even takes his theme song out of context.

[Mistress Quickly]

7. I've never understood

why he uses that song, it has absolutely nothing to do with how how he implies it.

Its a good song, very powerful, but I can't stand to listen to it now, because I am waiting for Hannity to start talking.

[flamingyouth]

8. I wonder if they have to sign an abstinence pledge?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. "my lifelong goal is to become the next Ronald Reagan"

How I can possibly write anything condescending about this guy - he's taken care of it himself.

http://www.hannity.com/gallery/Hannidate2004/jsc

Well, no, okay, I can come up with something. His bio, since he wants to be the next Ron Reagan, should go like this:

My name is Jay, and I'm 25 years old. I'm new to New York City, I'm an actor, and my lifelong goal is to become the next Ronald Reagan. I'm looking for an old-fashioned girl-next-door type, one who still appreciates random acts of chivalry and unexpected flowers, whom I can impregnate before marriage, then later divorce in order to take up with a woman I'm having an affair with. A quick wit is important, and she should be able to hold her own in any conversation, since I have very little of consequence to add to any discussion and plan later to lose my mind entirely. If that's too much to ask for, please just find me a nice redhead.

[11 Bravo]

11. How mean-spirited.

I like that in a progressive. We've been too fucking nice for too fucking long!

[RebelOne]

10. Yes, I heard that and thought WTF!!!

Hannity is a loud-mouthed idiot.

[underpants]

13. Valentine's Day

:kick:

It's the RIGHT thing to do.

[BuelahWitch]

12. Here's another "Weiner"

Number 22: "I don't have a "type", but would prefer someone between 5'-4" and 5'-10" between 35 and 40, who might like to have a family some day. She should have her own interests, but be open minded about trying new things. She must like dogs, especially Labs. She must be conservative because I think most liberals are condescending, arrogant, intellectually dishonest know-it-alls. So if Ann Coulter is available"
:puke:

If he wants Coulter I guess he likes Trannies too?