The Ultimate Rejection Letter

[The Straight Story]

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html

[Critters2]

1. LOL!!! Thanks for this!! nt

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. love it!! snagging this one .

a keeper for sure :loveya:

[Orsino]

3. LOL! n/t

[mikeytherat]

4. Actually I prefer this one (from Homer Simpson):

"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty: 'Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'"

mikey_the_rat

[jpak]

5. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!1111

and bookmarked

:rofl:

[Richardo]

6. Hilarious

:D