I just received a photo of George and Laura Bush in the mail.

[xultar]

George and Laura both want to know if I want to be one of their Charter Members of the Bush and Cheney campaign here in GA. I don't know, I feel so honored. I'm thrilled @ the posibilities!

They also want to know how much money I want to send to them for the photo. I don't think I should send them any money.

So. what do you think I should do with the photo and the postage paid envelope?

[GOPisEvil]

1. DART BOARD!!!!

:D

[tinymontgomery]

8. That's

That's what I'm using mine for. I needed a new one!!!!!!!!

[JohnLocke]

22. This is weird. No joke, I got a photo and I put it on my dartboard!

Scout's honor.

[Mountainman]

2. Scan it and have it printed on all your toilet rolls

What better thing than to wipe you ass with gorge and laura?

[camero]

9. I like that idea

:)

[xultar]

15. I'm digging that idea. It would make great party gifts. n/t

[smirkymonkey]

21. Watch out for hemorrhoids though...

ha ha

[Insider]

3. send it back

with a note to the real man in charge: karlito

[onebigbadwulf]

4. Scoop some kitty poop into the envelope

and write "Return to Sender"

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Other - I got one two weeks ago, so I've displayed it ironically

Eventually I'll frame it - right now it leans against my humidor.

Evil people.

[KennedyGuy]

6. Oh ICK!

I can't imagine recieving anything so hideous in the mail.

[xultar]

12. I'm gonna tell you it was a HELL of a shock! n/t

[imax2268]

7. Burn it...

and send the ashes back...

[boobooday]

10. I can help you. I gotta cat with a real bad stomach problem

She loves paper.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

Citizen J.

[geniph]

Send 'em a photocopy of a dollar

with Alfred E. Neuman's What Me Worry face replacing George Washington's. I wonder if Pickles would notice the uncanny similarity?

[LastKnight]

11. OTHER: first, eat something that gives you stomach problems...

then crap in a bag, seal it nice and good. get a box, and some razor blades, tie the bag to the box flaps so when you open it, the bag gets pulled up. put the picture in the bottom of the box, then put the bag in the box then attach the razorblades to the box above the bag just barley breaking the surface of the bag, seal it up, when they open the box the bag will burst and get all that poo all over em, then write a check for 1 cent to make it worth thier time. and a DU bumpersticker, so thiers no confusion. make sure the box has a 'this side up' on it otherwise they might open the wrong end.

-LK

[flamingyouth]

13. My dad gets one about every week

He's never voted GOP in his life. My mom wanted him to contact them to be removed from the list ("What will the mail carrier think if we get mail like this???") but he likes getting the shit because it's just using up their filthy money. :evilgrin:

[xultar]

16. What state do you live in? I'm a registered Dem, there is no reason

I should be on their list. I am re registering as an independent next week. But, there should have been no reason for them to spook my mailbox like that.

[flamingyouth]

19. Washington State

You don't have to declare your party here when you register.

I agree, though - that's kinda creepy. :scared:

[MrScorpio]

14. Two words...

Voodoo Ritual!!!

[punpirate]

17. Frame it, display it prominently...

... and tell all Republican guests that they are your parents, and you are their illegitimate child....

[1monster]

18. Use the prepaid envelope to send them a fistfull of bills for

the ER visit due to the shock of finding such a vile thing in your mail box, for the expensive psychotropic drugs you now have to take as a result, for the expensive pychologist you have to see twice a week to help you work through the lingering PTSD and emotional harm done to you, for the group therapy you need in conjunction with the pyschologist, and for compensation for the work hours you have missed as a result of their callous disregard for the well-being of those who opened that envelope containing that vile photograph of those abominations....

[Burma Jones]

20. Laminate it on a Urinal Cake holder

We did that with a photo of Reagan back in college...

[Lizz612]

23. What happens...

if you send a check to someone with a negative number on the amount line? How about a check from the "American People" for $-87 billion? Or for however much the deficit plus the surplus is?