Water. Water, PLEASE! Help, I need water, arrrgh.....

[Redstone]

Just came home from eating at one of those Chinese buffets, not having remembered from the last experience HOW MUCH GODDAM SALT they put in that food.

I think I'm going to go outside, stick the gaarden hose in my mouth, and turn it on full blast.

Never again.

Redstone

[Ptah]

1. I hope this helps.

[Redstone]

5. Wait one, I gotta go get a LONG straw.

Redstone

[laconicsax]

2. Have you tried waterboarding yourself?

[Redstone]

3. You know, that doesn't sound so much like torture right now.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear Redstone!

I hear ya!

That was my experience in Europe, of all places...the salt!

I was thirsty all the time, plus bloated...

:P

Good luck with your thirst!

[Redstone]

6. Even after two applications of beer, the inside of my mouth feels

like it's been sandpapered.

Never, EVER again. And I actually LIKE salt. Or I did until tonight, anyway.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Beer will dehydrate you further, you know...

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

All things in moderation...

And that includes moderation!

:hi:

[Redstone]

8. Ok, I'll switch to vodka, then.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Now don't give me that!

You are being obstreperous!

ALCOHOL causes dehydration, as you very well know, LOL!

:P


:rofl: :rofl:

[Redstone]

11. Teacher, teacher, Peggy said "obstreperous!"

Redstone

[Mike03]

10. Lol, sending you water

It's probably also that monosodium glutamate (msg).

Take some vitamin B-6; it will help your body get rid of the sodium.

And also, drink tons of water, especially distilled water, if you have access to it.

[Redstone]

12. I didn't know that about B-6, thanks.

Redstone

[DarkTirade]

13. And potassium helps you balance it out too.

I never realized why I suddenly started having regular cravings for potatoes and bananas after I started working a job that had me sweating heavily until I found that out. :P

[cbayer]

14. CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY>

and your lawyer. I see a good case here.

[Redstone]

16. Nah, I called my bartender. Unlike 911 or my lawyer, he has beer for me.

Redstone

[Blue-Jay]

15. Here ya go.

[Redstone]

17. EXACTLY what I needed. Thanks.

Redstone