KCDem had me neutered!

[TXlib]

I guess she was tired of my spraying the furniture and humping women's legs at cocktail parties.

*groan*

Gotta go sit on some more frozen peas now...

[GOPisEvil]

1. Er, uh...thanks for sharing...

*clamps thighs together and cringes*

[TXlib]

5. Yeah, I'm still cringing.

It was a major cringe-fest at the urologist's today.

The worst part was when he clamped down on the vas, and injected it with anaesthetic. I could still feel pressure throughout the procedure...

[GOPisEvil]

6. Jesus H. Christ!!!!

I could have gone my whole life and not read a sentence like that! Gah!

[TXlib]

8. But then he dissected the vas deferens

and snipped about 5 mm out of it.

On each side.

[Richardo]

10. There's a vas deferens between reading about it and going thru it...

:ducking:

[TXlib]

12. *groan*

Don't make me chuck my bag of frozen peas at you.

[GOPisEvil]

16. *GROAN*

Hehee!

[Fenris]

17. Ya know, with all this groaning it sure doesn't sound like he's neutered

:o

[Richardo]

19. It's like when General Dreedle's secretary came to the briefing room...

"The next man who groans will be taken outside and SHOT!"

Poor Major Danby...

[TXlib]

13. At least i get to play hookie from work today.

And play on DU all day.

Uh, not much different from most days, now that i think about it...

Except now I'm only half a man.

[VelmaD]

2. Poor baby

If I say something about kissing it and making it better do you reckon I should be more worried about KCDem or the mods? ;-)

[TXlib]

3. I'd worry about KCDem...

[PDittie]

4. It's a great excuse to gain weight and

...lie around doing nothing all the time.

Uh, not that I would know anything about that...

[Richardo]

9. Then I'm right out of excuses...

yoiks! :)

[cally]

7. You'll enjoy it later

congrats!

[TXlib]

11. It's been put off for too long.

I was a selfish bastard and too chicken to do it earlier.

KCDem has put up with an awful lot for me.

[Fenris]

14. There's a plus side!

Now that your firing blanks, youe performance will improve. Studies have shown that the fear of impregnating your partner affects overall performance, even with multiple contraceptives employed. After a vasectomy, performance tends to improve, because the fear of another oops baby doesn't hinder you.

So really, KCDem's the real winner here.

[TXlib]

15. At the end of the procedure...

The (rather pretty) nurse came in to inspect things and remove the clamps.

I was worried I might sport some wood. I'm glad that room was cold. And she didn't snicker at all...

[LynneSin]

18. You know, that worked for Abbie

once he got fixed he stopped yowling all night at the feral cats outside in the apartment complex. He's a happy cat who only wants me to keep him happy!!!

:shrug:

[SoCalDem]

20. Um.. If they invite you to dinner someday.. Don't eat the peas !!

:)..

[Richardo]

21. Pffffft!! Great..now I'm wiping coffee-spew off the screen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SoCalDem :D

[TXlib]

22. Don't worry... I'll have them myself for dinner tonight.

Nobody else need eat my testicle-peas.

[SOteric]

23. This might put an end to spraying the furniture

but I'd be willing to bet you'll still be humping women's legs at cocktail parties.

[GOPisEvil]

24. I saw it up close last week.

Not pretty.

[KCDem]

28. nah, it wasn't pretty

I watched the whole procedure... WITHOUT drugs! :puke:

[TXlib]

25. Only KCDem's.

And, FYI, I do NOT look like Homer Simpson! :grr:

[populistmom]

26. Oh, ouch!

We've been there, done that- a year and a half ago. Just let in rest and don't try to use it too soon (seriously, populistdad tried to prove a point the next day and ended up hurting for too long because of it).
So kick back with the frozen peas and this is for you:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[KCDem]

27. the next day?!!!

Dang, girl... you guys are BAD!

:spank:

[TXlib]

29. kick for the evening crowd

codeine is my friend.

[GOPisEvil]

Do you look anything like Rush does up in the tote board?

:D

[TXlib]

31. Munchies...

Must...
Eat...
Brains...

[GOPisEvil]

32. Hey! I summoned GrovelBot again!

:bounce:

[Fenris]

33. If Rush wants brains he's barkin up the wrong tree!

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[TXlib]

34. Stay away from my wife, DU GrovelBot!

[LastKnight]

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[TXlib]

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