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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 01:47 PM
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What is the difference between the chimp and a pile of rocks?
Absolutely nothing, except I can chuck the rocks at conservatives.

I crack my self up.

DDQM
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 01:49 PM
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1. The rocks have character.
The chimp? Well, let's just say that he's an embarrassment to all primates.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 01:51 PM
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2. One got us stuck in Iraq - One is a Rock.
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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 02:00 PM
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3. The rocks are way more intelligent. n/t
n/t
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 02:03 PM
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4. You can build things with rocks
all he does is tear things down.
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 02:03 PM
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5. The rocks will still be where they are now come next January.
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 02:17 PM
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6. About 2 IQ points.
Bah-da-bum. *tsh*
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 03:03 PM
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7. The rocks don't say something stupid like "nucular".
:dunce:
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earthman dave Donating Member (336 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 03:14 PM
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8. One is a silicate, the other is a silly cu<stop right there!>
:)
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-13-04 04:35 PM
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9. Rocks harbor no malice
and don't seek power.
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