Another bird has exploded in my bathtub

[MonkeyFunk]

My cat denies any knowledge.

[NMDemDist2]

1. OMG, my cat used to do that too

:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

2. And what is that ONE organ he won't eat?

Feathers everywhere, and one unidentifiable organ.

Not even a bone to be found.

[MorningGlow]

3. And what is it with the bathroom obsession?

Our killer kitteh (we have three--two are puffballs, only one is a killer--my familiar, would you believe) had a tendency to leave body parts in the sink. Mr. MG found a mouse foot in there once. Great thing to discover first thing in the morning!

[MonkeyFunk]

4. I think he's learned

that if he brings his "present" to me, I take it from him. So now he goes somewhere private.

He went through one phase where about 3 times a week, I'd find a mole head on my bathroom rug. It was like being in a feline Godfather movie.

[MorningGlow]

6. ROFL!

Feline Godfather movie...I could think of a couple of large kittehs who could do the Brando part.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Our killer also put corpses in the middle of the living room rug and would sit by them. That was her "Praise me?" pose. And we would dutifully thank her for keeping our house vermin free...unless we accidentally stepped on it in the middle of the night, on the way to the bathroom (lake house--set up oddly, to say the least). THEN there wuddn't no praise, nohow. Sqursh. Ew.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

5. One Word: Waterboarding

She's crack. They always do.