The #1 reason for (or against, depending on your take) gay marriage

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JESSE and PHIL
courtesy of the Austin Lounge Lizards

Said Senator Helms to Senator Gramm
"Phil, this persona is not who I am"
Phil replied, "Yes Jesse, I understand"
And with that revelation, their new lives began

Together they quit the congressional grind
Leaving their families and their wives behind
Just two single coots wearing seersucker suits
But behind closed doors, they're still in cahoots

Phil and Jesse, Jesse and Phil
Never revealed their true feelings until
They walked hand in hand down Capitol Hill
Phil and Jesse, Jesse and Phil

Onced they were big Senate meanies
Now Jesse mixes his mean Bellinis-
Phil serves them in flutes to that brutish George Will
In a refurbished bungalow, they now abide
Their two tiny daschunds are their joy and pride
Out on the veranda, they seem so demure
You can almost forget what big asses they were

Phil and Jesse, Jesse and Phil
Neither one couold pass a good Bill
Then they walked down the aisle and birds started to trill
Phil and Jesse, Jesse and Phil