Top Ten reasons why Skinner should be ashamed of himself.

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. He never puts the toilet seat down.
9. Incidents of autism diagnosis have been on the rise since the advent of DU. Coincidence?
8. LynneSin.
7. Due to arcane, puritan rules, posters must go off site to masturbate.
6. Spends DU donations on $5500/night hookers.
5. Heart-shaped birthmark on thigh is actually a temporary tattoo.
4. Claims to welcome "all Democrats", but have YOU ever been invited to his house for dinner?
3. He's secretly part-owner of the Olive Garden restaurant chain.
2. Rabrrrr.
1. Due to "time constraints", no longer fights crime on the Washington, D.C. streets as "The Liberal Avenger."







Feel free to add your own, funnier reasons.

[mainegreen]

1. Nope.

I think yours will do!

:rofl:

[TZ]

2. Pretty funny! However....

I think number 9 is not quite right..You realize that its been on the increase since I was born?! Its me! My evul pharma vibes! I'm not about to let Skinner steal my evul mojo.....:rofl:

[flvegan]

3. Denies Elad the *organic* vegan Programmer Chow.

[LeftyMom]

7. I heard they use GMO soy.

tsk tsk

[SarahB]

4. regarding #2,

you left out some rrr's

:yoiks:

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. It's Skinner's fault.

We're at level 1, so he's rationing out the R's. :grr:

[NewJeffCT]

6. damn

you beat me to it on that one

[Bucky]

8. As an infant he was known to use diapers... just like Sen Vitter does today!

Attempts to accommodate both Clinton and Obama supporters by maintaining "a wide stance" on the issues.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. There are ways around no. 7

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. "Pimp My Chihuahua"

[Debi]

11. PROGRAMMER CHOW!

'nuff said x(

[lost-in-nj]

12. he is the one

who posted the corn flake covered chicken recipe first.....

thought it was getting boring so he wanted to stir the pot.....



lost


lol


love yours!!!!!

[applegrove]

13. Very well done. LOL!

[racaulk]

14. Love it!!!

:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

15. Kick.

The other one's being kicked, so why shouldn't I kick mine? :evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

16. Reason #8 is the biggest reason of all

:hide:

[TZ]

17. I have one more

He enables the posting of the same stupid brazillion joke over and over and over again..I'd rather be Rick Rolled if you ask me....:P

[madinmaryland]

19. ..

http://images.todaystmj4.com/images/owens+tony.jpg

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

23. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7555889&mesg_id=7555889

Check out cut #6 on the new album.....:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

24. Hey!

At least my picture is work place safe (unless you work directly for Dan Snyder!)

[TZ]

25. what?

Nothing bad is showing...Unless you count the temeah image pasties...thats a little frightening....:rofl:

[skygazer]

18. The moderator hot tub

Damned elitist! :grr:

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Hee hee - I like that I am my own category, there.

:rofl:

[youthere]

21. He stopped handing out Swedish fish.

[MilesColtrane]

22. This "Skinner" that you speak of is actually a low level NSA staffer with a brown...

...suit and a bad haircut.

DU was created solely for the purpose of keeping us contained and easily tracked.