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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 10:35 AM
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Sunday Music thread! (songs with Biblical themes)
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 10:48 AM
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1. Drivin 'n' cryin: Straight to Hell
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hellbound-liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 11:46 AM
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2. Doobie Brothers; Jesus is Just All Right With Me from 1975
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:03 PM
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3. Beastie Boys, "Shadrach"
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hellbound-liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:04 PM
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4. This thread wouldn't be complete without some Tull!
My God-Jethro Tull

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh0woT7NkKI

People what have you done
locked him in his golden cage.
Made him bend to your religion
Him resurrected from the grave.
He is the God of nothing
if that's all that you can see.
You are the God of everything
He's a part of you and me.
So lean upon him gently
and don't call on Him to save
you from your social graces
and the sins you wish to waive.
The bloody Church of England
in chains of history
requests' your earthly presence at
the vicarage for tea.
And the graven image (Catholic)
he's got him fixed
with his plastic crucifix
confuses me as in who and where and why
as to how he gets his kicks.
Confessing to the endless sin
with endless whining sounds.
You'll be praying till next Thursday to
all the Gods that you can count.
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Doc_Technical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:17 PM
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5. The Hooters- "All You Zombies"
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:20 PM
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6. Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:21 PM
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7. Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:22 PM
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8. Plastic Jesus




Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

{Refrain}
Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
Glued to the dashboard of my car,
You can buy Him phosphorescent
Glows in the dark, He's Pink and Pleasant,
Take Him with you when you're travelling far

{Refrain}

I don't care if it's dark or scary
Long as I have magnetic Mary
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
I feel I'm protected amply
I've got the whole damn Holy Family
Riding on the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

You can buy a Sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a
Pedestal of abalone shell
Goin' ninety, I'm not wary
'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary
Guaranteeing I won't go to Hell

{Refrain}

I don't care if it bumps or jostles
Long as I got the Twelve Apostles
Bolted to the dashboard of my car
Don't I have a pious mess
Such a crowd of holiness
Strung across the dashboard of my car

{Refrain}

No, I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
But I think he'll have to go
His magnet ruins my radio
And if we have a wreck he'll leave a scar

{Refrain}

Riding through the thoroughfare
With his nose up in the air
A wreck may be ahead, but he don't mind
Trouble coming, he don't see
He just keeps his eyes on me
And any other thing that lies behind

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Though the sun shines on his back
Makes him peel, chip, and crack
A little patching keeps him up to par

When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who's boss
I never blow my horn or give them warning
I ride all over town
Trying to run them down
And it's seldom that they live to see the morning

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
His halo fits just right
And I use it as a sight
And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far

When I'm in a traffic jam
He don't care if I say Damn
I can let all sorts of curses roll
Plastic Jesus doesn't hear
For he has a plastic ear
The man who invented plastic saved my soul

Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Once his robe was snowy white
Now it isn't quite so bright
Stained by the smoke of my cigar

God made Christ a Holy Jew
God made Him a Christian too
Paradoxes populate my car
Joseph beams with a feigned elan
From the shaggy dash of my furlined van
Famous cuckold in the master plan

Naughty Mary, smug and smiling
Jesus dainty and beguiling
Knee-deep in the piling of my van
His message clear by night or day
My phosphorescent plastic Gay
Simpering from the dashboard of my van

When I'm goin' fornicatin
I got my ceramic Satan
Sinnin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
The women know I'm on the level
Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil
Ridin' on the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my Winnebago Motor Home
Leering from the dashboard of my van

If I weave around at night
And the police think I'm tight
They'll never find my bottle, though they ask
Plastic Jesus shelters me
For His head comes off, you see
He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask

Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Ride with me and have a dram
Of the blood of the Lamb
Plastic Jesus is a holy bar


lost
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MAGICBULLET Donating Member (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:23 PM
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9. My Sweet Lord - George Harrison
Edited on Sun Mar-09-08 12:28 PM by MAGICBULLET
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQkylt8PX5g>

I'm not really that religious but when I listen to this song I think maybe I could be. :)

Beautiful tune George!
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:54 PM
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11. Except that's Hare Krishna, not Christianity.
:P

:hi:
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MAGICBULLET Donating Member (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 12:52 PM
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10. "Holy Are You" - Electric Prunes
produced by the amazing David Axelrod

<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pErZZjmFA2Q>
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The Animator Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-09-08 03:38 PM
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12. Highway to Hell
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