Disgusting joke from my spouse

[northofdenali]

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found a badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely
alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him
what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this
road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"

He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "George W. Bush, his daddy, his brother in Florida and most of your government are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, Also!"

"We were standing there shaking hands in agreement when this truck hit us."

[Interrobang]

1. I love that joke.

It's one of my favourites, along with the Really Disgusting Politically Incorrect Joke my fiance told me, which I won't share here, because it'll have half the place whizzing their pants laughing, and the other half trying to get me banned...neither of which I find highly desireable, although it's a damned funny joke. :)

[opiate69]

3. please???

Would you PM it to me?? After a build up like that, I gotta hear it!

[Dookus]

4. me too!

I love jokes that cause an uproar.... pm me with it, please!

[KCDem]

5. me, 3!

I promise I won't try to get you banned.

[silverweb]

6. Me, too!

Please PM me your Really Disgusting Politically Incorrect Joke! Pretty please??

[proud patriot]

2. My husband loved that one ..He's LOL

:evilgrin: from one spouse to another

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. That is an oldie but a goodie, dating back to at least WWI

And every war since.