Why I am awesome! A salute to myself.

[JVS]

So I get home an hour ago from a tough day. I just grabbed beers 5-7 of the Highlife. About 15 minutes ago, I dug around a box of my possessions and took out an unlabeled cassette, thinking that it might be some Star Trek that I taped back when I had cable and they ran marathons. I popped in the cassette and saw some "It's always sunny in Philadelphia", which only made me wonder how far back the tape went with that, because that show rules. I hit rewind and then played a little bit of Law and Order, wondering "why would I have taped that?". I rewound to the beginning and discovered that the first thing on the cassette is MISS TEEN USA 2006, which I taped because I had stuff to do when it aired. What a great way to end a hard day! Thanks JVS of 2006!

[JVS]

1. Ooohhh the swimsuit competition is next!

[JVS]

2. nobody else wants to salute me?

:cry: ;-)

[taterguy]

3. Anyone who drinks beer endorsed by the Del Fuegos and the dB's is the epitome of awesome

Too bad you won't see this comment since you have me on ignore asshole.

And who the hell still has a VCR?

It's 2008 dude.

[JVS]

7. What do you have against VCRs?

And who are these endorsers of whom you speak? The only endorsement I needed was the sticker that said $5.99

[taterguy]

9. Oh for fuck's sake

The dB's were one of the greatest power pop bands of all-time. Back in 1985 they traded free studio time for giving Miller permission to shoot a print ad at one of their recording sessions.

The Del Fuegos were a kick-ass Boston band, until they lost all their indie credibility by appearing in this ad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88cewhasU74

[JVS]

10. Wow. That ad was worthy of Krusty!

I remember the "made the American way" slogan I was part of a group of kids at a pool party one time back then where there was a bocce court and we (because the adults were at the other end of the place) decided to stop playing bocce and instead just heave the balls at each other from a range of 4 or 5 feet. The whole time we shouted "Bocce is played the American way!"

[taterguy]

13. Krusty? No actual network would turn a beer pitchman into a children's TV star

Oh wait.

(Same guy that appears in the Miller spot. Really)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKSnyS-vmkg&feature=related

[Orsino]

4. I'm sorry, but I can't hear you...

[JVS]

8. Shat 4 ever!

[rug]

5. Miss Teen USA 2006?

[JVS]

6. That's right. Miss Teen USA 2006.

You got a problem with that?

[rug]

11. Not in 2008.

[JVS]

12. I'm bummed out that I missed this last yaar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg

[Parche]

14. Saaaaaaaaaaaaalute

:patriot: :patriot:

:hi:

[RPM]

15. Why are you taping Ms Teen USA

you know you can buy videos where the teens get nekkid, right?