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quadriga Donating Member (306 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 09:50 AM
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Embellish a news item to make it sound like it's the end of the world.
Edited on Thu Mar-06-08 09:58 AM by quadriga
http://www.cnn.com/

-FLORIDA, MICHIGAN PRIMARIES A SHAM!!!RIOTS INSUE!
-OIL PRICES HIT RECORD HIGHS!!! SOVIET STYLE BREADLINES AT THE PUMP!!!
-WAR IN SOUTH AMERICA!!! WILL IT CREEP NORTH???
-DRUNKEN TODDLERS!!!
-TOWN BANS CUSSING!!!
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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 09:52 AM
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1. Farve Retires
I live in wisconsin and it IS the end of the world....
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 09:52 AM
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2. Pit bull bites man; he brings back nail gun. Pit bull Jesus triggers rise of Antichrist
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 09:53 AM
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3. Where's the embellishment?
:rofl:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 09:54 AM
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4. Swayze cancer revealed to be nuclear bomb
when he dies will be the explosion, 42 times greater than Bikini Island, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki combined.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-06-08 12:09 PM
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5. In other words
pretend this is GD.
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