How much are you worth...

[SarahB]

for an hour in bed?

http://hellarity.us/in-bed

$1,270 :woohoo:


(Note: this is supposed to be funny. I'm am not a prostitute, nor am I endorsing prostitution in any way. Thanks.)

[Deja Q]

1. Wow. Question 11 didn't help me as much as I'd have thought...

$995/hr :P

[KitchenWitch]

2. I am worth $1,086

:woohoo:

Who are the poor saps that are only worth $202?

[Deja Q]

7. Free Republic supporters

:hide:

[DarkTirade]

3. Aww man, I'm not worth as much as you.

$1,071.

Maybe I shouldn't have been honest about the halitosis question... :P

[Mrs.Matcom]

4. Me too!

but don't tell matcom! :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

6. You would HAVE to be!

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

16. and I was very 'Conservative' on the

questionnaire! Didn't want to 'inflate' my self worth! BWHAHAHA! He can't afford me at any price! :D

[KitchenWitch]

18. LOL!

I, too, was conservative on the survey...

:rofl:

[SarahB]

29. I got paid in homemade Risotto tonight!

:P

[AlCzervik]

5. $1,163 an hour, i'm a bargain.

[BarenakedLady]

8. $1,102

:woohoo:

Now I know how much to charge! You know...if I ever actually have sex again.

[Inchworm]

36. damn

I want to be there for you.. but thats alotta jack!

*giggle*

[BarenakedLady]

41. Well

You are worth the same amount. I guess we could consider it a fair trade. :P

[Inchworm]

43. cool beans

o.m.g. ...did "cool beans" ruin it?

:P

[BarenakedLady]

44. Totally

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

54. I'll never be the same...

*slurp*

[quip]

55. Hey, me, too! Call it an even swap?

:evilgrin: :hi:

[TZ]

60. I'm scared

That is also EXACTLY what I got...:scared: ;)

[supernova]

9. I'm worth 1,148

for an hour.

:D

I wonder if it's because I said I liked a sense of humor more? :shrug:

[Critters2]

10. $1,132. nt

[GOPisEvil]

11. $887.00

x(

[supernova]

13. Stop saying you fall asleep afterwards, guys!

:P

:spank:


:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

14. I didn't answer that.

:cry:

[supernova]

19. Awww,

:hug:

You're still a sweetie; I don't care what the quiz says.

:pals:

[GOPisEvil]

22. I'm worth the least here.

x(

But thanks. :pals:

[Mrs.Matcom]

21. Oh honey!

you are worth much more than that to your sweetie(and a lot of us here on DU). I know I'd give you all of matcom's life insurance check! :*

[GOPisEvil]

25. hehehehe

the premiums are paid up, right? :*

[SarahB]

31. It's a good thing you're not turning 40 next week.

Those old guys get REAL cheap!
:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

32. Crap...I turn 40 in 3 months.

x(

[Fox Mulder]

12. $1,040/hr.

Dayum.

Edited to add that I know what I'm going to do for work now.

[Maine-ah]

15. 1,117

:evilgrin:

[Fran Kubelik]

17. $1178/hr

[Taverner]

20. 200-something

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[Gidney N Cloyd]

23. $903? And they say "Sorry"?

[Generic Brad]

24. I refuse to answer

The number was not pretty - apparently like me.

[SallyMander]

26. $1132

LOL

[IzaSparrow]

27. $1,025/hr bitchiz

that's a lot of moneys! w00t! w00t!

[MissMillie]

66. hmmmm.... me too

:hi:

[Fenris]

28. $1117

[Mike03]

30. Test, will try to post the result

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Wait, never mind. It is: $202.46194681646

No clue if that is good or bad.

[HERVEPA]

33. $1010, not bad for an almost old guy

[Inchworm]

34. test 2

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prolly wont work but I'm good for $`1,102 an hour :)

:hi:

[Shakespeare]

35. $1,255

I'm not sure if that's good or bad. :7

[Wapsie B]

37. $1,025 an hour

Cool.

[Mike03]

38. Just wanted to check it a second time.

$202.46194681646

[lizziegrace]

39. $1,117

:)

[southerncrone]

40. $1,025 Everybody discounts the elderly!! LOL

[Mike03]

42. retest.

$202.46194681646

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[Shakespeare]

45. I think you're looking at the average amount they list at the top of the page.

Scroll down the page.

[Mike03]

46. It doesn't matter anyway.

Congratulations, you're worth MORE in bed than the average ($202.7121100388) person taking this quiz!

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[Mike03]

47. Just as a curiosity, what is so strange about a person

who is physically fit, eats well, desires the opposite sex, is average in terms of height and girth, and so forth?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

48. $1,178

http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd.php?cost=1,178

[u4ic]

49. $1148/hr

:D

[huskerlaw]

50. $1132

:woohoo:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

51. Oh, cool!

I'm worth $1117/hour!

I'll have to tell my husband!:evilgrin:


Congratulations, you're worth MORE in bed than the average person taking this quiz!

:woohoo:

[LynzM]

52. $1,163

:rofl:

Damn, I'm in the wrong line of work!

[Greyskye]

53. $1,148

The average is $203? :wtf:

Guess my misspent youth wasn't so misspent after all. :evilgrin:

[CC]

56. Since I took it.

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[Zephyrbird]

57. Anybody got four quarters....??

sighhhh, oh to be young again....


:cry:

Zeph

[LeftyMom]

58. How much for airfare, lunch and two beers?

Oh wait, the beers were later.

And I paid for my own flight.

So maybe $3, plus whatever the airport charges for parking. Damn, I'm easy.

[RainDog]

59. I have to pay someone else a dollar fifty... n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

61. $933/hour.

:rofl:

[malta blue]

62. $1156 an hour....eom

[youthere]

63. $1224 an hour. I'm in the wrong line of work.

[NewJeffCT]

64. $1,040 per hour - I need to take this up as a new line of work!!!

I don't even earn that hourly rate over an 8 hour day!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

65. $1209

[Guava Jelly]

67. I ain't worth shit in bed ..

$964.
:mad:

[Amaya]

68. I'm worth $ 1,255 an hr

cool- we should go into business ;)

[PRETZEL]

69. Well that wasn't much fun,

$204

I'm going to get some work done.

:(

[MrScorpio]

70. $964 an hour

Cum and get me for cheap

[Lilyhoney]

71. My husband owes me $175.00 an hour.

I told him if he rubs my feet, we'll call it even.

[SKKY]

72. $1,010.00 Damn. I guess freaky, disease-free guys with halitosis and a large penis...

...just don't command the price they used to. :shrug:

[Pale Blue Dot]

73. $1010. Which means...

Everytime I have sex with my wife I owe her $260. :cry:

[TZ]

74. BWAAHAHAHA!!

I'm worth more than you, ha ha ya boring old skeptic..(okay $1103 isn't much more);-)