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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:18 PM
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EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GROUND! THIS IS A ROBBERY!!
Edited on Wed Mar-05-08 06:19 PM by x-g.o.p.er
Put your keyboards in the sack, and no one gets harmed.

No one get cute or try to be a hero, and this will all be over in a second.

And disable your video cameras NOW! Or the cats get it...
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:19 PM
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1. What the hell..Shoot the cat...It bit HeyHEY's roommate.
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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:23 PM
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3. Don't get smart...
On the ground...NOW. Keyboard in the bag.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:21 PM
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2. I have a gub. Give me all your cash.
I'm going to have to get a manager to initial this.
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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:23 PM
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4. What's a gub?
Can I get one? Are the penalties as severe if I get caught with a gub as opposed to a gun?
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:26 PM
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7. ...
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:24 PM
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5. You think so?
Well ...

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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:25 PM
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6. Okay, every cat but that badass one...
Can I get some cooperation, people?
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:33 PM
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8. I'm pretty sure that cat could kick your ass.
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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:37 PM
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9. I'm pretty sure it couldn't because
I traded in my gun for a gub.

But I'll let that cat alone anyways.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 06:46 PM
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10. Ooooo, I'm REALLY scared!
:scared: :rofl:
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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 08:50 PM
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11. You should be...
now, hand over your keyboard and no one gets hurt...
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 09:45 PM
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12. but if I get down on the ground I can't reach my keyboard and if I reach for my
keyboard I won't be on the ground. So which one is it?

okay I copped that from Raising Arizona, so shoot me. No, wait, I meant the cat.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 09:47 PM
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13. Take it.
Insurance will pay for a better one. :D
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-05-08 09:50 PM
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14. Again?
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