Men: would you like to enlarge your post count?

short bus president

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:39 PM
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Men: would you like to enlarge your post count?

How would you like for your post count to be the envy of every other guy? I'm talking about a post count that'll drive the ladies crazy with lustful desire? A post count sure to give her all the DU-reading pleasure she can handle, AND THEN SOME!!! And how would you like to achieve that post count... without surgery?

Well now you can!

For the low, low price of only a bimonthly recurring charge of $19.95, I can offer YOU this 100% GUARANTEED, CLINICALLY PROVEN post count enhancing formula.

Call now, and be sure to have your credit card handy. Our number is 1-800-MOR-POST.

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Edge

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:43 PM
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1. Heh...I don't need enhancing...

;) :evilgrin:

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ornotna

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:46 PM
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2. What are we talking about here

Pills? Cream? some gawd awful exercise? I need more info before I spend my hard earned money.

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dolo amber

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:47 PM
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3. Gee...

I don't think I could stand it if your post count got any bigger, darlin'...:evilgrin: :loveya:

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short bus president

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:50 PM
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5. Hmph.

Your post count is bigger than mine!

x(

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supernova

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:57 PM
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7. Post count envy? - eom

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POed_Ex_Repub

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:48 PM
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4. Can we jump directly from 699 to 800?

I think we should be able to nix the "700 club" entirely. It's like the 13th floor in hotels, why should we have to deal with it?

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pagerbear

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:53 PM
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6. Just like Flash animiations on a web site....

A large....er....post count might look impressive, but what use is it really?

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Elidor

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Thu Feb-12-04 09:59 PM
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8. Without surgery?

Aww, you're no fun.

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Whitacre D_WI

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Thu Feb-12-04 10:02 PM
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9. I need a larger post count.

Edited on Thu Feb-12-04 10:03 PM by Whitacre D_WI

My partner is unsatisfied with my tiny post count. HELP!

On edit: Just look at my sig line! You KNOW that guy needs enlargement.

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HamstersFromHell

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Thu Feb-12-04 10:07 PM
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10. If that's a cream you're selling....

...does use of it make your typing fingers bigger as well?

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short bus president

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Thu Feb-12-04 10:24 PM
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11. Uh...

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