How can we best annoy DS1?

[KitchenWitch]

:D

[ThomCat]

1. Have you asked him to do a favor for you today?

He loves requests for custom photoshops. :P

[KitchenWitch]

3. I have heard that!

:rofl:

[youthere]

2. POST CRAPPY COPYCATS! LOTS AND LOTS OF CRAPPY COPYCATS!!!

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[KitchenWitch]

5. I have never done THAT before

O8)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

33. I nominate this post for biggest Lie of the Lounge

;)

[Guava Jelly]

6. Damn...

We posted the same thing at the same time....I'm afraid..

[youthere]

10. Great minds honey...great minds.

[Guava Jelly]

4. He just fucking loves copycat threads

...trust me

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. Say, "Wow, just wow" in every response to him.

;)

[KitchenWitch]

9. ...

:think:

[yvr girl]

8. keep hiding his "beverage"

I'm sure there are lots of ways.

[flvegan]

11. Post a copycat where you not only ask him for a personal Photoshop

but also beg others to do the same. Put a link in the OP that goes to his PM Inbox so folks can spam him.

At the same time, rip on Dells, post why you think Top Gear sucks and rag on the Bosox and the Pats.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. And refuse to supply a 'source' photo. He LOVES that.

[flvegan]

15. Or supply a really shitty one.

I did that myself, so I speak from experience.

I think he sees the crappy attempt to assist him as outright mockery.

[Midlodemocrat]

30. LOL. I think you're right.

[Sugar Smack]

12. TEAR DOWN his precious chosen favorite Girl Scout Cookie.

:grr: Samoas suck. Thin Mints rule.

[DS1]

13. You!

[Sugar Smack]

17. I don't mean no harm, but anyone who (laughably) asserts that

Thin Mints are the Olive Garden of GS cookies should lawfully be strung up and garrotted with his own small intestine. Who's with me?

:patriot:

[youthere]

19. Here here!

[GCP]

16. Post baby pictures of him

"Hello, How can I help you? No question is too stupid"

[Midlodemocrat]

29. What a cutie pie.

[BarenakedLady]

18. Leave it to me.

I can be VERY annoying.

}(

[youthere]

20. Refer to him as DS 2 -The Sequel ?

[TK421]

21. Post lots of pictures of emo kids looking cheerful as usual

That ought to cheer the ole' curmudgeon up some!

[mainegreen]

22. Evidently it's popcorn husk threads that do the trick.

[JVS]

23. I thought I had already posted the best thread to annoy him

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7535772&mesg_id=7535772

[quip]

24. Everybody now kick the copycats of this thread!

:evilgrin:

[quip]

25. Kick for DS1

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. Like this.

[TZ]

27. kick

[Tuesday Afternoon]

28. gee thanks. Limbo anyone ?

:eyes: You have proved yet again that the bar can go still lower yet. Proud of yourself?

[flvegan]

31. Kick.

[SOteric]

32. The real truth:

To annoy DS1 you have to:

• be the neighbours idiot dog who cannot stop barking no matter what the time of day,
• be one of those moron traffic guards who stop a line of traffic for every child who comes to the crosswalk instead of gathering them up in decent sized groups,
• be one of his overpaid bonehead bosses who feels a near constant need to get all up into technology about which said boss knows diddly divided by squat,
• be an ill-mannered, noisey, messy little git of a child whose parents seem to feel blows sunshine out his irritating little ass,
• be DS1's cat and play the "lemme in/lemme out" game at 4-fucking-a.m.

[quip]

34. kicky

[Dr. Strange]

35. You need to stop kicking this!

series!