ann coulter reviews seabiscuit

[disgruntella]

Sorry if this is a duplicate, but it just made my day...

http://www.ctnow.com/news/local/northeast/hc-colin0803.artaug03.story

"I didn't think there were enough Scrubbing Bubbles in the chartable universe to clean up this sordid story of a low-life Communist horse and his pathetic coterie of Bolshevik sycophants, but I was wrong."

Edit: it's a parody! :)

[Darth_Kitten]

1. Seabiscuit was a beautiful spirited and noble creature!!!

Annie is just the regular run of the mill boring right wing hag. :evilfrown:

[cherryperry]

2. She is just beyond disgusting!

I can't believe she wrote that crap ... how terribly sad ...

:thumbsdown: :kick: :dunce:

[Proudlib]

5. Sorry Annthrax

Not every movie can be The Triumph Of Will.

What makes that review so funny is that's probably what she would have wrote if given the chance.

[newyawker99]

14. Congrats Proudlib!! 300 posts

:toast:

[Pert_UK]

11. She didn't....it's a JOKE!!!!

Who said Americans have no sense of irony?

:evilgrin:

P.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. That's excellent!

good writing, indeed. has the entire tone of the hell-woman.

[GOPisEvil]

4. LOL!!! I love parody!!!

Especially parodies of people like Annthrax! :D

[Blue-Jay]

6. Aahahahahaha!

Funny satire column.

[PROGRESSIVE1]

7. She would have prefered...

that War Admiral litterally beat the crap out of Seabiscut. Rethugs love to see the little guy get brutalized!

[Nevernose]

8. "...masturbatory love note dripping with collectivist pap."

EXCELLENT!

[MisterP]

9. SNORT!

"Tonight I went to see "Seabiscuit," and, frankly, the only thing that kept me from vomiting over-salted popcorn onto my unimaginably creamy white thighs was the possibility of staining my Fendi skirt and having to hand it over to some inscrutable Chi-Comm asset dry cleaner who would swab it for DNA and FedEx my genome to Beijing as part of their long-term Manchurian Pundit program to clone a murderous zombie Beta version of me to return home, snuggle up to Dick Cheney and rip the wires out of his heart."

[Darth_Kitten]

12. it was funny, wasn't it?

Go git her, Seabiscuit :kick:

hehehehe.....

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

10. I loved Seabiscuit so there!

That is a great parody, btw. :D

"1. Seabiscuit was a Communist horse. His horse friends were Communist horses. His dog friends were Communist dogs. If U.S. Sen. Joseph McCarthy had not been manhandled by a simpering, lickspittle press corps utterly beholden to the liberal elite of the 1950s, he would have produced Soviet cables that unmasked, once and for all, the implantation of Communist pets and sporting animals into the fabric of society. The cabal was hushed up, only the mushroom beyond the wildest, sweaty-palmed dreams of its squinty-eyed Stalinist planners. Today, Americans live in a sprawling welfare state of dogs, cats and horses who do nothing and expect handouts and praise. Today, flies lay eggs in their uncontrolled, borscht-scented poop, and airborne disease gradually overwhelms the once-shining city that was America."

I was laughing so hard.

[romantico]

13. Colin McCenroe

has a radio show here in Connecticut everyday.He comes on right after Rush & blasts his show EVERYDAY almost.Rush's callers always call & rant at him.Lucciane emailed him a nasty email & he read it on the air.She then posted something on her web site about him calling him a communist & so on.COlin allows the people to make an ass out of themselves.He doesn't screen calls or push his mute button.He is AWESOME!