i bet you one naked pic of me, you wont be able to guess what is currently on my kitchen floor.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

[lost-in-nj]

1. KITTAH!!!!

all stretched out

making themselves at home

or...or...

A PUPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



lost

i have no idea

[KitchenWitch]

2. Textbooks.

[Dr. Strange]

3. A calculus text book!

[mainegreen]

4. puppy crap.

[LeftyMom]

5. a mop bucket?

[Inchworm]

6. You!

if computer is in kitchen.. hmm..

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

7. Air.

I win.

[flvegan]

8. Tile/linoleum.

Ha, I win. Fork over the pic!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. its not what i was thinking of, but we also do have linoleum since we are

linoleuming the kitchen floor

[flvegan]

12. So will that pic be sent via PM?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. nope, you have to guess what it is that is sitting exactly in the middle of the floor

the linoleums to the side,

[flvegan]

16. Aw, man.

Unfair.

*stomps feet*

[Dr. Strange]

21. If I may serve as an impartial judge...

the conditions were not specified as mentioned in later posts. Therefore, this court finds in favor of flvegan. If you wish, I will hold on to the picture while your appeal is heard.

[flvegan]

23. Yes!

It should be given to me pending any appeal, but I'll keep it in escrow.

[TZ]

38. Impartial Judge?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Yeah, and I'm a nun......:P

[Dr. Strange]

43. Then you should know that this is NUN of your business!

I'm just trying to make sure justice is done.

O8) <-- See? angel smilie. I'm all pure and stuff. So there!

[Orrex]

99. Here follows a discussion of Turtlensue's dirty habits

This thread ends not with a bang but with a wimple.

[TZ]

100. *groan*

And here I was missing your humor around these parts...and then you post a really bad pun, and I think, why?:rofl: :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

115. Oh you love Orrex and his mighty puns!

[guitar man]

188. lets see

If I can logically construct this. If I read correctly that you are in the process of laying linoleum in the kitchen, the linoleum is to the side, I'm going to guess there is a bucket of mastik (linoleum adhesive) and possibly a trowel in the middle of the floor? :shrug:

*crosses fingers, checks PMs*


:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

9. your feet

Pay up!!! :hide:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. lol

no luck

if it were easy would i have bet my naked pic on it? :P

[Guava Jelly]

15. How many guesses do i get?

Is there a time limit?
a roomba, a llama ,that one thing...ummm

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. as many as you want

[flvegan]

22. I think we need proof that there IS such a pic, first.

I'll have her send it to me to verify that it exists, then you can guess some more.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. how long do you guys know me for? surely by now you cant be surprised these pics exist

:P

[Guava Jelly]

28. I don't believe you and you can't prove it!!

:yoiks:

[flvegan]

31. Work it, buddy.

Wear her down. I don't believe it either.

[Guava Jelly]

34. All talk that one is..

(Man I hope she falls for it..Naked lioness pics...like thud!!))

[flvegan]

37. She *talks* a good game, yeah.

The *walks* needs some work.

[Guava Jelly]

26. good thinken!!! Damn you are smart!

Or she could post a cropped one :D

[southerncrone]

14. A Ron Mercer, Jr. for Prezident banner! (all 3!)

[Critters2]

18. It's Lee Mercer, Jr.

And the fact that you pretend not to know that proves that you're a part of Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three).

[southerncrone]

35. Don't blow my cover, man!

Actually, I went to HS w/RON Mercer! Apparently I had a brain-fart! All up in his house! LOL

[SKKY]

19. Rockit!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. actually she and her father just stepped out

[quip]

25. A Bible

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. no, but good one.

[quip]

30. Good, in the sense that I'm getting warm?

I AM getting warm with that prize in mind! :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

32. no, nowhere close

[mainegreen]

29. A tie-dyed confederate flag with glittery sequins?

[Critters2]

41. Damn!! I was gonna guess that! nt

[DarkTirade]

33. Four crumbs from a baguette

and a few drops of tomato and pesto sauce.

[flvegan]

36. An animal or child.

Or a culinary equipment device of some kind. Or a rug or other fabric material thing.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

46. no, we had to remove other things from the floor because of this

[Guava Jelly]

52. mildew/mold

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

54. nope

[flvegan]

53. Some kind of toxic material

or dangerous item that's fallen, like the overhead light.

[quip]

58. Miracle Whip?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

61. never in my house. fresh whipped cream or nothing.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

113. well somewhat toxic

[dropkickpa]

39. Pie.

[eppur_se_muova]

210. Mmmm ... floor pie. nt

[triguy46]

40. The dinner that you spilled enroute to your TV tray in the living room.

[Critters2]

42. Cilantro

or coriander.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

49. no,

:P

[Critters2]

56. Well, for some reason it was the first thing that came to my head.

So, I figured, what the hell.

[Tektonik]

44. Nothing?

[youthere]

45. cat hair? Puppy drool? Dust Bunnies?

What the hell am I doing? I don't want a naked pic of you..then again...might make a nice gift for the Mr.

[Oeditpus Rex]

47. The wainscotting

Wainscotting... wainscotting... wainscotting. Sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn't it? Wainscotting.







We've been mentioned on telly! :bounce:

[quip]

55. Come on, Oedi! This is NO time for humor!

Now guess something! :mad:

[Oeditpus Rex]

88. All right, then

Henri Bergson.

[quip]

48. A motrin

[Starbucks Anarchist]

50. My jaw, after I see the naked pic.

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

51. lol

[soleft]

57. A Timewarner Cable DVR Box

[La Lioness Priyanka]

60. not yet

[Guava Jelly]

59. Oh c'mon already

a pattern?
a snake?
a car?
a baby?
:dunce:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

62. as an fyi the naked pic i would give out, is one of me sweeping the floor naked

:P

[flvegan]

63. Is it a pile of swept up stuff on your floor?

This is the winnah.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

65. lol

no

[flvegan]

67. A camera for taking said nekkid sweeping photo?

[Dave_Fl_50]

64. That was a hint wasn't it.....CRUMBS!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

66. hmm

and brooms are kind of phallic, aren't they?

[BeachBaby]

68. You had to move other stuff out of the kitchen to make room?

Well that's easy then....

Candy Crowley :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

69. lol

no

[Guava Jelly]

70. water

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

72. no but you are kinda close

[Guava Jelly]

76. Ice

? :hide:

[laconicsax]

79. Pine Sol? Mop'n'Glo?

[quip]

82. A drop of blood

[Starbucks Anarchist]

85. Juice? Milk? Any sort of liquid?

Come on... :cry:

[zingaro]

86. A water-catching bucket. Your ceiling sprung a leak? nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

89. close but no

[quip]

91. A waterstain in the shape of Jesus!

[zingaro]

94. ok it's something weird on your floor, catching water. Hmm.

A snoopy jam jar?
An upturned gimp mask?
A boot?
A bedpan?
A candle holder?
A mixing bowl?
An old coffee can?
Lisa?

I am stumped.

:rofl:

[laconicsax]

108. A well? A natural mountain spring?

[Fox Mulder]

90. A pot or a pan collecting leaky water?

[Hotler]

71. A game of Twister???

[DS1]

73. catnip

[miss_american_pie]

74. Hair?

Did you cut someone's hair?

[Dr. Strange]

75. milk?

[Hawkeye-X]

77. A cockroach hiding somewhere?

I win!

[flvegan]

78. Ice, soda, beer, liquor, some other liquid.

[RetroLounge]

80. Jimmy Hoffa?

:shrug:

RL

[flvegan]

81. Hoffa!

:rofl:

She IS in New Yawk.

[mainegreen]

83. A martini?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

84. What'sss it got in itssss pocketsssesss, Precioussss?

Is it a ring? :crazy:

[Gonzo Gardener]

87. A brand new kitchen island with a sink...

or a dishwasher?

:hi:

[edbermac]

92. Nothing at all.

Because you just cleaned it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

121. i had to clean it after said object was moved. i cleared the space before it was put there

[SarahB]

93. The New York Times

[Maraya1969]

95. A piano, some music

[BarenakedLady]

96. Snow?

[Guava Jelly]

97. I still don't believe the pictures exist!

I have seen no proof..

[harmonicon]

98. how much do hints cost?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

101. given up yet? want me to tell you?

[Guava Jelly]

102. yeah

and show us

[La Lioness Priyanka]

103. no its a tell only

:P

[Guava Jelly]

104. You are a meanie..

:mad:

[harmonicon]

107. how about a compromise

you don't have to give us the answer, so long as you put up the picture. fair?

[soleft]

114. a keg

[IndianaJones]

105. elephant? nt

[Taverner]

106. Spam!

[petronius]

109. Your subject line doesn't say "guess correctly", so technically everyone

who has posted on this thread has been able to "guess." So send out those pictures!

I guess that there is a turnip on your floor.

:)

[BeachBaby]

110. Wait! I got it!

A stripper's dancing pole.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

122. lol. no but i want one. in our bedroom.

[Beer Snob-50]

128. your significant others

underwear? :9

[La Lioness Priyanka]

131. nope

[IndianaJones]

111. Saraswati. nt

[MilesColtrane]

112. nail polish

wine
curry
bong water
soy sauce
rocket fuel
bosco
Newman's Own
Pure Wesson Oil

ahhh...I got nothing here

[puerco-bellies]

116. Umm.. This is like a lottery ticket, but Alison would kill me for winning this one..

lentil soup?

[The Animator]

117. A volcano!

toxic you say?
Brittany Spears

um... poinsettias

ninja cigar leprechaun

Showgirls on DVD

a TV

Tequila

[puerco-bellies]

118. It was a hamster.

Whoo Hooo!!!

[krispos42]

119. A kitchen island thingy

Why not? If you're renovating, renovate!


Second guess: Your S.O. IIRC, her name is Lisa?

[quakerboy]

120. I'm going to have to go with

Spaghetti.

It just seems like the thing to do. Ive been having unfortunate spaghetti experiences lately.

[ThomCat]

123. motorcycle parts.

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

125. no but why are you playing this game? you wouldnt want those pics

:P


:hi:

[ThomCat]

126. Curiosity.

:)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

129. i know. i was just teasing you. any better today?

[ThomCat]

132. Maybe tomorrow.

The rain is hitting me pretty hard today. And I've already had to take a migraine pill because the weather is a trigger.

:(
Bad days happen, often in one after another. This seems to be one of those weeks.

[ThomCat]

124. A wading pool?

:)

[BeachBaby]

127. OMG - we still don't know?

I thought for SURE you meddling kids would have solved the mystery while I slept.

Sounds like we need Scooby. :)

Wait.....there isn't a dog giving birth to a litter in the middle of your kitchen floor, is there?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

130. no the dog is a boy. and fixed.

[Inchworm]

133. A Geographical Marker

Stating "coolest domicile in NYC"



:hi:

[IndianaJones]

134. pee? nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

135. close but no

[IndianaJones]

136. hairball? nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

137. no, not poop or vomit either.

[IndianaJones]

138. milk? alcoholic beverage? nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

140. not a beverage

[IndianaJones]

143. rubbing alcohol? perfume? nt.

[Inchworm]

139. kidney stones

:puke:

Had to try..

:hi:

[BeachBaby]

141. Amniotic fluid?

Did somebody's water break in your kitchen? :)

[Inchworm]

142. good one

:D

[NewJeffCT]

144. blood?

just guessing.

[Steerpike]

145. A Tub with bathwater

And I would use the picture for artistic reasons only.

[Steerpike]

146. A shower?

I'm spitballing here.

[Deep13]

147. An improvised container of water.

[Deep13]

148. flour

[Dangerously Amused]

149. Several of us have de facto guessed correctly,

...according to the parameters of your original post.

It is time to honor your promise.

[Guava Jelly]

159. you tell her sister!

pm it to me first :D

[Dangerously Amused]

185. I'm interested to see if she'll keep her word.

I hate it when people don't keep their word. And ever so often I don't mind being the one to call them on it.

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

204. gah! i will keep my word in the way i meant it. so indianajones will get a clandestine pic

[Dangerously Amused]

209. "...in the way I meant it"? See, that's a problem.

Because you were free to create any conditions you wanted, and the ones you chose are different from the ones you are now honoring.

The requirement is to "guess what is currently on (your) kitchen floor." The payoff is"one naked pic of (you)." There were no other conditions.

My guess was "air." My guess was correct, because if you are still posting that means you are still breathing; if you are still breathing then there is still air in the atmosphere; if there is still air in the atmosphere, then here is air in your kitchen, and more specifically air on your kitchen floor.


So. Prove me wrong, or pay up.

[Deep13]

150. olive oil?

[Steerpike]

151. Last Guess.

A footbath.

[Steerpike]

155. I can't believe I did not win this.

I only have the most pure intentions.
Just goes to show you that Karma is just a load of puppie poop.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

160. lol! you got really close

:)

[Steerpike]

163. Even if I won,

A picture of you with your clothes on would be just as sexy. :pals:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

164. check your pm

:hug:

[Steerpike]

166. I think you are a beautiful person inside and out.

And I think I need to sit down now. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

178. you're awfully nice to me

[Deep13]

152. Water from a steam radiator?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

153. Is the said naked pic, currently on the kitchen floor?

[Deep13]

154. Well, I guess I lost the bet. That means I owe you a naked pic of you.

Where do you think I might find one of those? :evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

156. I'm surprised this thread never made the greatest page

[quip]

171. I don't think Lounge threads are able to make the greatest page

[Wetzelbill]

173. they can

I've seen it happen a few times. :)

[Tikki]

157. freon....

[BarenakedLady]

158. I need to know

And is it still there?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

161. nope, its gone now

[Guava Jelly]

162. waterbug

:D

[IndianaJones]

165. fountain? fish bowl? nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

167. nope

[IndianaJones]

168. training potty? nt.

[Deep13]

169. Dog-washing stuff.

[Guava Jelly]

170. um

jello
ketchup
oil
wine
tea
milk
blood
:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

174. my last clue: its NOT a liquid

[quip]

177. An empty aquarium

[Guava Jelly]

172. animal urine

:D
one of these times i'm gonna guess it :dunce:

[Greyskye]

175. There's a HOLE in the middle of it all

[quip]

176. It was a little puddle of kitteh urp

[Fox Mulder]

179. Did anyone guess chair?

[IndianaJones]

180. salt? nt.

[Deep13]

181. the dog?

[Deep13]

182. ****

[Deep13]

183. plumbing tools

[Deep13]

184. ***wrong place, again****

[Deep13]

186. a towel?

I'm stumped.

[Tikki]

187. Are you wearing a haz-mat suit... is it asbestos...

[MilesColtrane]

189. an ice sculpture

[Guava Jelly]

190. an alligator

or a snake

[Deep13]

191. Garbage disposal?

[Deep13]

192. dishwasher, parts thereof, damaged pipe?

:shrug:

[The Straight Story]

193. Bet ya a naked pic of my wife you can't guess what I am wearing

;)

[IndianaJones]

194. toilet. chemical toilet. porta potty. nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

195. YOU WIN!!!!

[IndianaJones]

196. Sticking with the "waste" theme paid off. nt.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

197. its was a TOILET. lisa and her dad was working on the plumbing in the bathroom

and removed the tiolet

[quip]

199. Yes!!!

:popcorn:

[BarenakedLady]

200. doh!

:banghead:

[Greyskye]

201. Technically, I got it too.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7534917#7537289

:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

208. Oops, I was thinking inside the box!

That it was in the kitchen threw me off. I was too rigid in my thinking. "In the kitchen" doesn't mean "belongs in the kitchen" unless you have a really weird apartment. Oh well, back to office work. :P

[guitar man]

198. I've got it!!

Bacteria.

not meant to denigrate your housekeeping, but no matter how clean the floor, there will always be at least a few bacteria just about anywhere.

so, fork over the pic! :P

[quip]

203. Yeah, like e coli, for one....

X(

[Guava Jelly]

202. toilet

:hide:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

205. too late. all over

[Guava Jelly]

206. I know..:

Ya can't blame a pervert for trying :rofl:

[Redstone]

207. You sure know how to write a subject that is guaranteed to get 1000 responses!

I haven't read all the replies to see the clues, so I guess I'd better get started, yes?

Redstone