The worst movie in history is about to start on AMC...

[TreasonousBastard]

"Pinata: Survival Island"

[LeftyMom]

1. Worse than Manos: Hands of Fate?

:scared:

[TreasonousBastard]

2. I hope so, or "Manos..." might be fatal to watch.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. That's no. 17 on IMDB's 'Bottom 100'

The complete list (worst first):

1. Zombie Nation (2004)
2. Ben & Arthur (2002)
3. Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
4. Surf School (2006)
5. Die Hard Dracula (1998)
6. Dünyayi kurtaran adam'in oglu (2006)
7. Crossover (2006)
8. The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)
9. The Hillz (2004)
10. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
11. Witless Protection (2008)
12. Anne B. Real (2003)
13. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
14. Keloglan kara prens'e karsi (2006)
15. The Hottie and the Nottie (2008)
16. Ghoulies IV (1994)
17. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
18. Glam (2001)
19. Going Overboard (1989)
20. Santa Claus (1959)
21. Seven Mummies (2006)
22. Bottoms Up (2006)
23. Büyü (2004)
24. Snowboard Academy (1996)
25. Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
26. Daddy Day Camp (2007)
27. Santa with Muscles (1996)
28. Glitter (2001)
29. House of the Dead (2003)
30. Hababam sinifi 3,5 (2006)
31. The Invisible Maniac (1990)
32. Chairman of the Board (1998)
33. Son of the Mask (2005)
34. American Ninja V (1993)
35. Troll 2 (1990)
36. Zombie Nightmare (1986)
37. Creepshow III (2006)
38. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
39. Love in Paris (1997)
40. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
41. Cool as Ice (1991)
42. Ghosts Can't Do It (1990)
43. Simon Sez (1999)
44. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
45. In the Mix (2005)
46. Pledge This! (2006)
47. Seed (2007)
48. Meatballs 4 (1992)
49. Baby Geniuses (1999)
50. Hababam sinifi askerde (2005)
51. Ape (1976)
52. Phat Girlz (2006)
53. Ed (1996)
54. Araf (2006)
55. Carry on Columbus (1992)
56. The Perfect Holiday (2007)
57. Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004)
58. Kazaam (1996)
59. Angels' Brigade (1979)
60. Nine Lives (2002)
61. Jail Bait (1954)
62. First Sunday (2008)
63. Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997)
64. Epic Movie (2007)
65. You Got Served (2004)
66. The Last Sign (2005)
67. Gigli (2003)
8. American Soldiers (2005)
69. It's Pat (1994) 4,664
70. Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004)
71. The Smokers (2000)
72. Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995)
73. Tale of Two Sisters (1989)
74. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
75. Levottomat 3 (2004)
76. Anus Magillicutty (2003)
77. Five the Hard Way (1969)
78. Bloodlust! (1961)
79. Howling III (1987)
80. Uchu Kaisoku-sen (1961)
81. Hobgoblins (1988)
82. Alone in the Dark (2005)
83. The Bat People (1974)
84. Marci X (2003)
85. I Accuse My Parents (1944)
86. The Honeymooners (2005)
87. Bolero (1984)
88. Toter hing im Netz, Ein (1960)
89. Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
90. Shark: Rosso nell'oceano (1984)
91. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
92. Howling II: ...Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)
93. Galaxina (1980)
94. The Astro-Zombies (1968)
95. American Ninja 4: The Annihilation (1990)
96. Monstrosity (1964)
97. One Missed Call (2008)
98. Lady Killers (2003)
99. Legion of the Dead (2001)
100. Shanghai Surprise (1986)



I'm pleased to say I've seen none of these. :D

[LeftyMom]

5. Quite a few of those are available as MST3K episodes.

And the worst movies always make for the best jokes.

Also, that list is woefully incomplete without The Giant Spider Invasion.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Also

The Fan (1996).

I was really looking forward to watching it as a fan of baseball, DeNiro and Snipes, but Phoef Sutton apparently thought, "I don't know shit about baseball, so I'll write a screenplay that's sort of about it, but not really," and Tony Scott must've learned directing from films starring Keanu Reeves, Val Kilmer or Jean-Claude Van Damme.

(I see Scott is producing-directing a remake of "The Taking of Pelham 123," for which he'll probably have to be put out of our misery.)

[laconicsax]

9. There's a trend in that list

Number of movies in the 100 worst list by decade (conveniently the percent of total for the whole list too):

1950s: 2
1960s: 6
1970s: 4
1980s: 10
1990s: 28
2000s: 50

That looks like exponential growth to me.

[TreasonousBastard]

10. I have seen several of them, and...

don't quite agree with this list.

Where's "Robot Monster" or "Angry Red Planet"?

And, although I have to run and hide after saying it, "Glitter" had its moments.

[NoPasaran]

16. "Witless Protection" has been out for what, a week?

Who'da guessed a Larry the Cable Guy vehicle would suck?

[BuelahWitch]

17. Santa Claus vs. The Martians didn't even make the list!

:shrug:

I tried watching "Epic Movie" a few months ago, but couldn't finish. How funny that there are supposedly legit Hollywood films on that list! :rofl:

[kedrys]

32. Witless Protection has been out 20 minutes and it's already on the list?

:wow:

Impressive! :rofl:

[Robeson]

3. I take it you never saw Buffalo Rider?....

...most.pitiful.film.ever.

[TreasonousBastard]

12. Nope, and probably never will-- Netflix doesn't have it. But, I'll...

take your word for it that it sucks big time.

[Adsos Letter]

7. Worse than "Gods and Generals?"...

...how is that even possible...?

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Is that the Civil War movie?

[Adsos Letter]

29. yes.

[pink-o]

31. I was ready to jump all over you for that..

...because I thought it was awesome...

Then I realised I was thinking of Gods and MONSTERS (with Ian McKellen and Brendan Frasier)

[Adsos Letter]

33. LOL....

...no, "Gods and Generals"...one of the worst movies I have ever endured...more than half of the audience left at intermission.

[MonkeyFunk]

8. They're showing The Terror of Tiny Town?!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0030845/

[TreasonousBastard]

13. Aw, come on... that's a classic bad movie, not a...

boring, sucky bad movie.

[terrya]

18. That is horrible...but don't discount "The Horror of Party Beach"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058208/

I have seen "Horror"...and it's horrible beyond description. Complete with an African-American character named Eulabelle in full Aunt Jemima mode.

[sarge43]

14. Worse than Can't Stop the Music? n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. When will Gymkata be on?

:)

[mondo joe]

19. I thougt HIGHLANDER: THE QUICKENING was the worst. People were throwing popcorn and

soda bottles at the screen by the end of the movie when I saw it.

[mitchum]

20. Where are "Laserblast" and "The Beatniks"?

The Lonely Lady" also belongs there...

[mondo joe]

21. Didn't see 'em but they sound AWESOME!

:-)

[mitchum]

34. "Laserblast" is the only movie where I ever asked for my money back...

generally, my philosophy for movies is "ya pays your money, ya takes your chances", but "Laserblast"...uh...
I guess, the theater manager, despite my being a teenage stoner at the time, believed my genuine dismay at its utter rottenness. He actually gave me my money back :)

[ProfessorGAC]

22. The Second One Was Horrible Too

And i'm a big fan of the original.
The Professor

[mondo joe]

23. I think that was the Second. And it was crazy bad. We cut out of work early to see it on

opening day and left it feeling entitled to a share in some classic action law suit for wasting my time and money.

[Giant Robot]

24. You stayed till the end?

[mondo joe]

25. I had to! I kept waiting for something to happen to make sense of it.

:shrug:

[Giant Robot]

26. Were you still waiting after the lights came back on?

[mondo joe]

27. No. When the screeen went black and the credits started there was flying popcorn and soda and shit

so I covered my head and ran out.

[Giant Robot]

28. Yeah you can run

But you can never get away from the dirty feeling of paying money to see that colossal failure.

[mondo joe]

30. Hey if I wanted to have my life of errors rubbed in my face I'd go visit my mother!

Actually she's nothing like that. :-)

[TreasonousBastard]

35. Yeah, that one really sucked. Dunno why, but reminds me of...

"The Bride."

Woman of my acquaintance dragged me to that because of her crush on Sting, but to this day regrets it.