Big-Assed Sheep...

[Scaramouche]

I thought this was funny:

Mutation gives sheep beautiful buttocks
DNA change between genes is behind big-bottomed sheep.

Scientists have identified a mutation that gives some sheep huge, hard bottoms. Understanding how the mutation works could give rise to leaner, meatier sheep and provide insights into inheritance.

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A ram called Solid Gold, born 20 years ago, was the first callipyge sheep - the name comes from the Greek for 'beautiful buttocks'. All born since are his descendants. "They're Arnold Schwarzenegger-shaped," says Jirtle, "and their meat's tougher than hell."

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[TheMightyFavog]

1. So tempted...

to write a sick response, but I don't want to be taken out behind the woodshed by Skinner.

[wysimdnwyg]

2. Hey, am I on...

a Candid Camera episode of South Park?

[On the Road]

3. What Perv Wrote That Headline? LOL

"Mutation gives sheep beautiful buttocks"

I wouldn't want to be him going into work the next day.