Over 1,000 clicked to see my nipples and big cigar??? Okay, here ya go, pevs: IN THE FLESH!!11!!

[quip]

[Dr. Strange]

1. I sense many photoshopping possibilities here...

[quip]

2. I draw the line at inclusions of any images of Monica....

[Dr. Strange]

3. Your loss...

[quip]

4. I amend: Any images of a Monica in a blue dress.

[TZ]

5. hehehe...

Mad photoshopper at work!!:evilgrin:

[TZ]

6. Me likey likey! Thats one big....

cigar....:P :D


The sunglasses just make it awesome though....:9 B-)

[Lady Freedom]

7. As I have said in another post, I support...

[Steerpike]

8. I only clicked on it becouse I thought you were a woman.

I must not have been paying close attention. :rofl:

[TZ]

10. ELEVENS!!

Uh oh temeah. That's TWO people now that thought you were a woman......:rofl:

[quip]

18. Right.

Methinks thou doth protest too much. :evilgrin:

[Steerpike]

27. AHEM...

ahem...

[quip]

37. Damned if you do, damned if you don't

:rofl: :hi:

[krispos42]

9. Nice pole!

:evilgrin:

[quip]

14. About my pole:

"Let him take his rod away from me, and let not his fear terrify me." Job 9:34

"We’ve got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it’s really quite frightening... the size...and and they, they run screaming." Nigel Tufnel

:hi:

[TZ]

21. Now there's something you don't see everyday....

A Bible quote and a Spinal Tap quote in the same post!! They definitely broke the mold after they made you, my friend!:hi:

[quip]

22. Indeed:

:hi:

[Perry Logan]

11. I'm glad I resisted the urge to click on this thread. There aren't even any nipples.

[quip]

15. Are you implying that I'm a chicken?

[youthere]

44. I also was incredibly disappointed by the lack of nipples.

[lost-in-nj]

12. ummmm.... strategically placed

shadows...

make this a PG-13 post....


:yoiks:

lost

[quip]

16. I actually noticed that and thought to myself, "those pevs are going to feel cheated!"

:rofl: :hi:

[TZ]

20. Yes I do!!

x( :P

[Dr. Strange]

13. DOOD! DON'T FORGET THE POLL RESULTS!!

The pipple have spoken.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7518301
They want a Natalie Portman boob job.

Just wanted to remind you of your responsibility to your following.

[quip]

17. However, lamely, I actually did:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7518301&mesg_id=7520595

[redwitch]

19. well really, how childish!

:eyes: Can't even see your nipples.

[BuelahWitch]

23. Nipples in the shadows, but that's a nice leg

Beautiful tan too! (meaning "beautiful tan also" just in case someone misread and thought I wrote "beautiful tan tool!") :blush: :spank:

[redqueen]

24. You look like a smartass.

Wonder why that is...

[quip]

25. Moe-wha????

:evilgrin: :hi:

[BeachBaby]

26. OMG - I thought you were a woman all this time.

But alas, you are in fact a beautiful man.

Great pic! What body of water are you hanging out by?

[quip]

28. I'm going to ask Skinner to change my nick to "tehmale"

"beautiful man"??? Well, thank you, ha, shucks...:blush: YA HEAR THAT DUSTRANGE! (He'll be soooo jealous). :P

As for the body of water: that is Half Moon Lake, in Balsalm Lake, Wisconsin (about 1.5 hours from the Twin Cities) :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

29. Yes, you are a beautiful man...

for a woman.

Time for a poll...

[TZ]

30. you read my mind

But I'll let you do it...:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

31. You're very welcome!

I just call it like I see it. :hi:

My boyfriend has told me alot about his family vacations in Wisconsin (he's from Chicago). I'll ask him about Balsam Lake.

Oh - and just so there isn't any further confusion, I am very much a woman. Me and the boyfriend can be found here....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7519086

I'm the one with the long hair on the left. :)

So what's the deal with DuStrange? Remember - I'm a newbie, and still haven't figured out all the alliances/adversaries of this place yet. And now he's started a poll about you. Interesting.

Where can I find a pic of him?

[TZ]

32. about DuStrange....

You won't find HIS picture..at least I haven't found it yet. He likes to post a picture of some guy from Rush and pretend thats him....
Him and temeah are twins from different mothers..(Spinal Tap..the ultimate band to both of them)

[BeachBaby]

34. Rush?

Well at least he has good taste in who he impersonates.

Spinal Tap? Really? So he impersonates being a Rush band member, but his ultimate band is Spinal Tap. I'm going to have to process that for a bit.

[Dr. Strange]

56. Here's the actual ordering of my top five:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7514207#7514229

[quip]

33. Whoa, you are a hawtie yourself! Lucky guy, your BF!

What is the deal with DuStrange? Wow, that is what I call a "loaded question". I'm not really sure; we'll have to see how the shock therapy and years of counseling work out...

Good luck finding a pic of him-- he is too wiley to set himself up for that kind of abuse! :rofl:

And finally: Welcome to DU! :pals: :hi:

[BeachBaby]

35. Well if there are no pictures for proof....

how do we know he's a dude?

Thanks for the compliment (very sweet), and the welcome. :hug: :hi:

[quip]

36. HEY! That's a VERY GOOD point!

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

38. Another thing about DuStrange...

He's very smart. He reads 32 books a day. And the chicks really dig him.

[BeachBaby]

41. Well then....

show us what you got.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.....wait, I already did that.

Picture time, DuStrange.....and no pictures of Rush band members. :)

[Dr. Strange]

47. Well, okay.

[Dr. Strange]

39. Hey temeah...why is your steering wheel on the LEFT side of your car?

Edit: Damn cleavage was all in my spelling with mistakes.

[TZ]

40. heh.

that image on the car is very appropriate at the moment for me. I think later you will understand why.;)

[Dr. Strange]

42. Because you're driving a volkswagon?

With your top down?

[quip]

43. And your headlights on??? Hmmmmm?

[quip]

46. Are you talking "stage left"? It appears to be on the RIGHT side.

:shrug:

Ironic: huge boobies on a mini. :P

[TZ]

48. hahaha

I'm 5 ft tall with a D cup...I think I qualify for "large boobies on a mini"......:P

[BeachBaby]

49. Damn, girl!

Don't your back and shoulders hurt like a bitch?

I'm 5'9 with DDs, and I'm ready to chop 'em off - how do you deal? Chiropractor?

[TZ]

51. I've never had back issues

Go figure. There also is a big difference between a D and DD really.

[quip]

52. Um, since you are new here, JGD, I'm going to tell you this as a public service on behalf of DU:

This post is useless without pics. :hi:

[quip]

53. We await....*patiently*....

[TZ]

54. AHEM!

If you would just looksie around...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7523796

[quip]

55. Egad, I must be blind! I wonder why my eyesight is going as such an early age.....

:rofl:

[youthere]

45. DUDE! What the HELL!? Where are the NIPPLES?

Impressive pole between your legs though. ;)

[BeachBaby]

50. Allow me to post #50....

and light this thread on fire.

I think it's appropo, under the circumstances.