Your Valentine's gift to her??...confront the "secret sin"

[underpants]

This billboard in Dallas on Feb. 2, 2004, is a campaign by Dallas-based nonprofit software company by NetAccountability, a nonprofit software company that aims to help Christians confront the 'secret sin' of pornography. The company is urging men to give their wives a special gift for Valentines -- abstinence from porn. The billboards are scheduled to be displayed on Friday, Feb. 13, 2004, the day before Valentines Day. (AP Photo/Pure Restoration.com/Brandon Cotter/ File)

[GOPisEvil]

1. Figures its Dallas...

...sigh...

[Fenris]

5. Dallas must have a chronic masturbation problem

:)

[DK666]

2. No Porn....

Why the hell would I need the internet then ?

;)

[underpants]

4. Uh recipes.....you can get recipes....and then there is the weather

yeah that have that on the internet too......DU which is nice......golf games which are fun.........uh..............

:shrug:

[DK666]

7. Oh Yea

I forgot "golf"..... Thats the ticket.

[Robb]

3. Just for that

we're gonna start. :evilgrin:

[Barad Simith]

6. I've never gotten really close to a woman who...

...didn't secretly or openly like porn.

[Barad Simith]

8. P.S. This includes...

...devout fundamentalist Christian women.

I'm not trying to disparage women or Christians or anyone else. It's just clear to me that women like porn as much as men do.

[populistmom]

9. What about....?

Wives who don't care? As long as it's involving consensual adults and it's not some obsessive-compulsive addictive type thing, I could care less.
It's just not a big deal to some of us. There are many other things I'd wish he'd give up, but this isn't one of them.

[Nikia]

27. I don't care either

As long as he seems to have a proper attitude towards me and real women in general, I don't have a problem with it. I even look at it sometimes.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

10. Stop looking at porn...

but then what are we supposed to do for Valentine's Day? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

11. How does one gift wrap this?

Honey, I am giving you the gift that keeps on giving.
You're giving me a diamond?
No, not exactly.
A ruby then! A sapphire!
Er, no...I'm giving up porn. For you. For us.
What?! That's it?? Buddy, you're gonna wish you still had that porn after I move out!

[Fleshdancer]

12. yep. give up your porn guys!

spectator sports are for wimps.

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Heck - film your own!

:evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

14. yep! They're not fantasies, they're goals damn it!

[GOPisEvil]

15. Damn straight! Who says ambition is a bad thing?

[Fleshdancer]

17. Damn lazy Americans!

lol

[GOPisEvil]

19. Yeah! Relying on that cheap, foreign-made porn!

Damn you Neil Bush! Patronize AMERICAN HOOKERS, you bastard!

[Fleshdancer]

20. Exactly! Stop this insane porn outsourcing NOW! Damn republicans.

Neil Bush is no Patriot. Everyone knows you should buy American.

[GOPisEvil]

21. If it doesn't say Larry Flynt Productions, it's CRAP!

[Fleshdancer]

29. Larry Flynt is so 2 decades ago. Now it's Jenna Jamenson!

Women's lib! Women's lib!

[GOPisEvil]

30. I see your point.

I concur. Jenna is HOT HOT HOT! :D But then...Jenna writes a column for Hustler. ;-)

[afraid_of_the_dark]

22. But I thought Bush said that offshoring jobs

HELPED the American economy. Asian porn for everyone! :spank:

[geniph]

16. I don't want my husband to give up Internet porn

I want him to give up reading GD2004.

[ComerPerro]

18. LOL I can imagine how that will go over

"Happy Valentines Day, honey. I love you."

"But, you didn't get me anything for Valentines day!"

"Sure I did. I stopped looking at porn"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"My present to you is I stopped looking at porn"

"Go to hell."

"But... Its Valentines Day. Aren't we gonna... ?"

"Go back to your porn, you bastard"

[underpants]

23. More like: "When were you LOOKING at porn?"

Yes this gift idea could really come back to haunt some guys.

[ComerPerro]

25. Yeah true

You really just have to be really stupid to try and pass that off as a gift.

[BurtWorm]

28. On the other hand, if you "accidentally" forgot to get something

this could work... :think:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Is there a porn trade-in center?

Where they can get free chocolates for turning in their dirty magazines?

[ComerPerro]

33. I would not want to eat anything that came from there

Really now. Do you want to eat chocolate from a place that gives you candy in exchanged for you used pornography?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. As long as it's wrapped in celophane,

it shouldn't matter.

[trogdor]

26. I can do that one better.

Continue looking at porn, but taking better notes.

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[DK666]

32. Can We Alert on the Grovelbot----- ;)

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[ComerPerro]

34. Go easy on grovelbot... he just gave up porn