What do you call your pets when they are naughty?

[Darth_Kitten]

:evilgrin:

[youthere]

1. "GODDAMM YOU!"

[flvegan]

2. None of my animals are ever naughty. Perfect angels they are.

Which is to be expected, considering most of them are pitbulls.

[SacredCow]

3. Little Bitch!!!

which I guess really isn't an insult for a Dachshund....

[youthere]

9. That's what we have...a miniature dachshund...

the only thing she ever really does wrong is piddle on the floor. She does it A LOT when it's really cold outside because she refuses to potty outside. You could throw her out there and leave her there for a half hour and she'll sit against the door and the second she comes in...there it is.

[SacredCow]

13. That's what Bella is, too...

A mini-shorthair. She's not bad too often, really. She's a strange bird, though- always hiding her food and toys all over the house...

[Jamastiene]

4. A'IGHT NOW!

STOP IT!

I have one cat who knows how to get my attention no matter what. Sunday Girl knows how to rattle plastic bags, papers or the lid on a cardboard box and other things like that in just the right way to irritate the hell out of me. I usually just do whatever she wants to make it stop. She is THE MASTER at getting her way. Anything to make all that stop.

[Darth_Kitten]

5. Your signature line is scaring me. LOL

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. GRrrrrr

[TK421]

7. "microwave-bound"

for this annoying kitten that insists on destroying my furniture

[Darth_Kitten]

10. NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Save the kitty!!!!

:crazy:

[TK421]

16. If it ruins one more piece of furniture, it's dead meat

DEAD MEAT

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. I called her a bent this afternoon...

She was barking at the guy doing lawn work at the church across the street and she tried to run into the street.
Duckie

[badgerpup]

11. "DAMN IT, __________! (fill in name of misbehavin' cat)

We kinda go generic around here...none of them have middle names, so I can't use that to indicate that the boom is about to hit the windmill...

:wtf:

[Deep13]

12. Fluffy bastard.

:-)

[Roon]

14. FLOOR POOPER!!

eom

[triguy46]

29. "YARD CRAPPER!"

[TZ]

15. Bratty kitty

Or GODDAM CAT!!!! Depending on the level of trouble...;-)

[huskerlaw]

17. Little Bastard

and shithead are the most common, though my cats aren't naughty that often.

I figure Little Bastard is fair, since none if them came from an intact family, if ya know what I mean. :evilgrin:

[SayitAintSo]

23. WOW....Me too! Both names !

I also call my little sheltie a 'shitita' because... well let's just say we never shared the joys of 'puppy breath'.....

[lizerdbits]

18. Mr. Naughty

I call him that in a baby voice and add "You're such a bad kitty yes you are." I'm SO mean! Call the SPCA!

[baldguy]

19. YOU EVIL BEAST!

[Catshrink]

20. "You naughty boy"

Come give mommy a kiss, you naughty boy. Let me rub your fat little tummy. Silly boy. You're so naughty."

He's a wiener, too.

[Redstone]

21. Dinner.

Redstone

[Wcross]

22. I usually just raise my voice & call them by name.

They know to stop what they are doing when I do that.

[proudfather]

24. Bad kitty

I yell at him.

[mike_c]

25. goddamn furballs!

They have me pretty well trained by now, though-- jump in bed with me soaking wet? Shove over, I'm used to it. Yak up a juicy hairball right in my bleary-eyed path out of the bedroom? Ho-hum. Leave dead presents on the bathroom floor? "Now now, who's the intrepid little hunter?" Pee on my pile of freshly washed sheets? Must have been my fault.

[triguy46]

26. "REX YOU FRICKIN BUTTHEAD". and what he hears is...

[fizzgig]

27. shit bag

or turd monster

[femmocrat]

28. "What did you DO?" is sufficient.

Then they slink off, looking guilty! Funny!

[Rhythm]

30. "Bad dog" and "brat cat"

But usually not all that often... they're good kids.

[qnr]

31. I don't dignify them with a name, just "You know you're adopted, right?"

well, I would if they were still here :cry:

[DBoon]

32. Booger!

You brat!

Don't steal Lucky's chewie!

[KitchenWitch]

33. Cat Scampi.

[Robeson]

34. Cutie-pie, bumble-bee, sweet-dew, and punkie-punk.....

...there sooo CUTE even when they're bad! ;-)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

35. Irritation modules.

They're gone to doggie heaven now. Stupid but sweet cockers who were yard-broken.

Buttbreath. Buttmunch. Shith-EE-Add.

Turdbreath.

Goddamned Idiot Dog.

[DBoon]

39. I call her "Booger Breath" when she is naughty

she needs a mouthwash sometimes...

[Boudica the Lyoness]

36. I threw Andy's arse outside

We've had him 12 yrs and he's ok as far as cats go, but the fucker bit my nose hard tonight. He sank his old yellow teeth right into it and made it bled. To add insult to injury I was forced to smell his stinky breath.

[Inchworm]

37. Can't say here

I'm evil

:hi:

[The Inquisitive]

38. EVERYONE! brace yourself for this before you read it!

"BAD DOG!" oooohhhhh I feel so deliciously evil!

[meow2u3]

40. Dirty louse

or Rotten Cat.

[elleng]

41. Oh Shit!

!

[Mezzo]

42. brat brat girl and stinky boy.

My little boy (a cocker spaniel mix that we rescued after a Hurricane) has a horrible sking condition, so he gets away with a lot more than my pretty little harlot of a cat.

[Forkboy]

43. "You little knucklebag!"

Don't ask. :)

[Breeze54]

44. When I had pets and they shit on the rug?

I called them, "Little Fuckers!" :P

You little fucker!!! :grr:

[BreweryYardRat]

45. Either "You bitch!" or "Stupid fucking cat!"

When the family silver tabby bites me for no apparent reason (bitch really sinks her teeth in -- she's drawn blood quite a few times), it's the former.

The latter is generally aimed at the family Persian, who refuses to shit in her litterbox. We usually just toss her into the backyard in the morning and bring her in late in the evening, so long as the weather's decent. Still doesn't always work, unfortunately.

[applegrove]

46. No No No No No!

[Autobot77]

47. I call her the "little twerp" nt

[Hand]

48. "YOU LITTLE... (pause) awww, aren't you cute."

Yeah, they're MUCH smarter than I. :dunce:

[Zephyrbird]

49. Parrot Stew.

Along with, dammbird, dammitall, stinkbird.

[av8rdave]

50. "Shame on You!"

Say it in the right tone of voice and the poor things hang their heads and go to their kennels....they know when they've screwed up!