What would happen to me if i got in my dryer and turned it on?

[SallyMander]

I'm s-s-s-s-o c-c-c-c-old... maybe the bumps and bruises would be worth it? :D

[KitchenWitch]

1. Turn on your self clean feature on your oven

Then stand next to it.

[SallyMander]

2. Oooh, that's a good idea!

:think:


I am currently drying a blanket to wrap myself in... SallyMander, the human burrito! :D

[MrCoffee]

3. What if you put a sweater in the dryer for a few minutes, then put it on

while it's all toasty.

[SallyMander]

4. I'm doing that with a blanket!

Seemed safer, all things considered :D

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

5. Bawk bawkbawk BAWK!!

You could always stuff a hair dryer down your pants, if it comes down to it.

[redqueen]

6. You should totally do that!

And then let us know how it goes. :D

[SallyMander]

15. I hope the wireless internet works in there!

Otherwise i'll be screwn! :rofl:

[hippywife]

7. With or

without a dryer sheet? LOL

You might come out all fluffy! :hi:

[SallyMander]

11. Or maybe i'd shrink!

:o


:D

:hug:

[Shakespeare]

8. Have you been hanging out with LaraMN???

Because that REALLY sounds like something she'd try. :rofl:

But: DON'T. :rofl:

[SallyMander]

12. Unfortunately, no

But i'm sure she'd be a blast! :D

[Iris]

9. I think there's a CSI episode about that.

[SallyMander]

13. Does it involve a really tiny corpse?

:D

[Iris]

16. lol! No! That would be the "Miniature Serial Killer"!

My husband HATES that plotline and calls it the "miniature CEREAL killer"!

[x-g.o.p.er]

10. You will be transported to the Land of Missing Socks

Please get my 6,412 single socks that have disappeared throughout the years while you're there, ok?

Safe trip!!

[SallyMander]

14. How will i know they're yours?

:rofl:

[Gonzo Gardener]

17. I've been perched on an electric heater...

for two months.

Here's to the hot sticky days of summer! :toast:

:hi:

:hug:

[SallyMander]

19. Is there room for me?

I can't wait to go outside in a tank top!

:hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. You'd develope a fondness for hamster wheels?

:silly:

[SallyMander]

21. LOL!

I guess that might warm me up... not sure i can crawl that fast though!

:rofl:

[quip]

20. I SOOOOOO with you on that! This has been the most miserable winter! AND LONG

AND we are currently having a lovely blizzard..... :grr: :nuke:

I wear a ski hat in my house....series! :hi:

[SallyMander]

22. A blizzard!

Oh noes!

I guess i am lucky then... there is still cold white stuff on the ground, but none falling from the sky at the moment. :P


Stay warm! :hug:

[KitchenWitch]

25. Have you guys had enough snow that there will be spring flood problems?

[quip]

26. That will probably depend upon what happens in March (our snowiest month)

:scared: :cry: :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

27. Ahh Basketball and Hockey Tourney storms...

:scared:

:hi:

[quip]

28. You got it!

I want summer!!!!!!

[Jamastiene]

23. I'm getting ready to take a bubble bath.

I'm expecting a call from a friend at the same time. I'm wondering if anyone has experience with talking on a cordless phone while in the bathtub.

I'm cold too plus sick (the other kind of sick, not my usual "sick") at the same time. I was thinking a nice long bubble bath would warm me up and make my muscles quit hurting. *whimper*

[SallyMander]

30. Awww, honey!

I hope you feel better soon! Enjoy your bath :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

24. It would probably suck.

thunk thunk thunk thunk.
If you do don't forget to add in a clingfree sheet. :silly:

[SallyMander]

29. Hmm, good point

My hair is crazy enough without additional static cling! :rofl:

[youthere]

31. All your rubber backing would peel off...

and clog up the lint trap.

[SallyMander]

33. Whaaaa???

:rofl:

[SacredCow]

32. well, you'd certainly provide entertainment for the entire household....

Have them video it, and post it on YouTube for all to enjoy!

:hi:

[SallyMander]

34. Unfortunately there's no window on the door

So it would just be audio -- "thunk! ow! thunkthunk! ow!"


:rofl:

[SacredCow]

35. well, take it into the dryer with you...

and a flashlight. :silly:

I'd send you some warm if I could... T'was a beautiful day here in Louisiana.

[Spirochete]

36. You'd probably get a sock in the face n/t

[SallyMander]

42. That's better than wet jeans, i s'pose

:D

[Lethe]

37. You would get the super villain ability to draw forth massive amounts of static electricity!

Like the Emperor from Star Wars

:)

[SallyMander]

43. Awesome!

Would i be able to control it, or would the first person who approached me get ZAPPED??? :D

[SPKrazy]

38. If you kept contact with the dryer walls

you would go round and round and get hot and dizzy...

since you are already "hot" ;)

you'd just be warm and dizzy...

:hug:

:loveya:

[SallyMander]

44. Awww!

Just now getting back to the DU after a couple days away (i was starting to get the shakes)... you are teh sweetest SPK!

:hug:

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

53. hey what can i say

:shrug:

when ya got it ya got it ;)

:hug:

:loveya:

[reyd reid reed]

39. You'd get to buy a new dryer.

Why not just wrap yourself up in a nice, soft, fleecy blanket -- preferably with someone else -- and drink a cup of something hot.

Unless, of course, your someone else is hot.

:D

[SallyMander]

45. LOL!

Ultimately i dried a blanket and wrapped up in that... it seemed wiser.

My someone else IS hot, at least according to me and ThomCat! :evilgrin:

Unfortunately he's always off riding his bicycle, the loon.

:hi:

[marzipanni]

40. Maybe you'd like this better...

You can even Zydro, Zorbing with warm water added!

http://www.zorb.com/

[SallyMander]

41. Kicking a 2-day-old thread

probably not the best -- but this is SWEEEEET!!! I want one! :D

:hi:

[Generic Brad]

46. Throw a couple of stones in there with you

You can get a massage at the same time.

[SallyMander]

47. Ouch!

:scared:

[Generic Brad]

48. You tried my advice?

I advise you to never take my advice.

[SallyMander]

50. *Head explodes*

:rofl:

[Tindalos]

49. Bake cookies

Another 2 for 1 solution. Stand by the oven to enjoy both warmth AND yumminess!

[SallyMander]

51. You are very wise

Nom nom nom :7

[sarge43]

52. You'd be nice and fluffy, but you'd probably have

socks clinging to you like leaches.

[SallyMander]

55. As long as the socks don't suck my blood

i'd be OK with that. :D

[Fire Walk With Me]

54. Must...resist...copycat...with Minnie Driver...gah!

[SallyMander]

56. OMG!

:spray:


:spank:



I think you should do it. :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

57. You'd blow the bearings