Breaking: Ken cheats on Barbie, according to sources.

[boxster]

Allegations of cheating were leveled at Ken today. The allegations surfaced after reporters (previously stalking the Clark campaign) overheard comments made by a close associate of Barbie's best friend Midge. Said friend claims that Midge and Ken had numerous encounters.

When reached for comment, Barbie told reporters...

"That can't be. Ken's not even anatomically correct!"

[lovedems]

1. I always knew Ken was a player! n/t

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

2. Midge?????

But I thought everybody always assumed Ken was carrying on with G.I. Joe?

[4morewars]

"Barbie Sleeping With GI Joe !!!!!!"

film at 11:00

[everythingsxen]

8. She just digs his..

Kung-Fu grip.

[central scrutinizer]

3. link

http://www.salon.com/mwt/wire/2004/02/12/barbie/index.html

Feb. 12, 2004 | NEW YORK (AP) -- Just like J.Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken.

After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time -- apart."

"Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Arons, who quickly added that the duo "will remain friends."

[boxster]

4. Yes, I must admit that that story, combined with the Kerry one,

of course, was my inspiration.

[central scrutinizer]

5. prediction

The Barbie and Ken story will get more ink tomorrow than the AWOL story.

[boxster]

7. I hate to agree, but I must!

Sad, sad.

Though, I am seeing glimmers of hope that the media might just turn on Bush. The McClellan press conference re: the AWOL records was a good start.

[KensPen]

6. I had a thing for "betsy wetsy"

what can I say, it's a kinky fetish thing.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. I always thought Ken was gay...

and he just hung around Barbie because there weren't any eligible bachelors around for him. Hopefully, Mattel will remedy this now.