Breaking: WILLPITT AND OSCAR CAUGHT IN COMPROMISING POSITION

[supernova]

Dateline: 2/12/2004
2:09 PM EST
For Immediate Release

This morning unnamed sources reported that WilliamPitt was seen leaving the backgarage apartment of Oscar, beloved being of undetermined species.

Apparently after a stint in the Betty Ford Clinic, Oscar has relapsed, choking down alchohol, captnip and political discourse at almost unheardof rate, sources said.

WillPitt could not be reached for comment, but will probably recant on GMA tomorrow.

[blm]

1. And I saw the pictures to prove it.

.

[supernova]

3. 4-Pager in The Star

must be true!

[Terwilliger]

2. Oscar the Grouch?

HOW WILL THAT AFFECT THE CHILDREN??!!?? WHAT OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?

[supernova]

5. A-Schwarzenegger's "pet"

:P

But, Oscar works too! Gosh I didn't realize Muppets were fully functional. The things I learn on DU!

Children are sure to be scarred for life!

[aquart]

4. Oscar, the somewhat phallic award?

[wysimdnwyg]

6. Will, you stud!

And hey, maybe this will give Kucinich a boost in the polls from the undetermined species block of voters!

[WilliamPitt]

7. I love the smell of unidentified animal poontang in the morning

Smells like...victory.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Aw, man...

Whew! Much better.

[LynneSin]

12. That's just evil GOP!!!

plain evil!!!

Did we all learn our lesson in Philly

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Yeah...Febreze and radio interviews don't mix

[VelmaD]

9. *hee*

You've gone mental. *shakes head sadly at what lack of sleep while on the campaign trail has done to your brain*

[supernova]

10. So Will, is it true

that you and Oscar will be sharing A-Shwarzenegger's garage?

[Bunny]

11. Are you sure Oscar isn't back on the lutefisk again?

;)

[supernova]

15. Well that's possible,

I hear Garrison Keillor may be Oscar's connection.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

14. "You forgot to close the garage door."

I won't say which one had on that
leopard-skin pillbox hat.