Blues Brothers Quote thread!

[TheMightyFavog]

"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

[XNASA]

1. Elwood: "It wasn't lies, it was just.........

.....bullsh*t."

[corporatewhore]

2. shut up you fat penguin i dont know itf this was the exact quote

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. I hate Illinois Nazis.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Both kinds...country AND western

[Womblestuffer]

25. I use that all the time, the kids dont understand what it means though

most under 25

[VelmaD]

5. "It's 110 miles to Chicago

we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it."

[corporatewhore]

18. I loved that one

6. We're on a mission from God

[Love Bug]

7. "We're on a mission from God!"

[GOPisEvil]

8. We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

[Westegg]

9. "Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips..."

---the late, great John Candy.

[Westegg]

10. Here's another great one:

" Don't you blaspheme in here. Don't you blaspheme in here. This is my man, this is my restaurant, and you two are gonna turn around and walk right out of here - without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens, and withOUT Matt 'Guitar' Murphy."
--Aretha!

[CanuckAmok]

11. "You can't lie to a nun!"

also...

"Breaks my heart, a boy that young goin' bad..."--Ray

[CanuckAmok]

12. also..."The New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!!"

'Dey sure gotta lota stuff in this mall!"

[CanuckAmok]

14. "How often does the train go by?"

"So often you won't even notice it"


"You're gonna look pretty stupid tryin' to eat corn on the cob without any FUCKIN' TEETH!"

[TheMightyFavog]

30. Don't come back..

Until you have redeemed yourselves!

[GOPisEvil]

13. Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.

[kmla]

15. "They've got S.C.M.O.D.S."

"S.C.M.O.D.S.?"

"State. County. Municipal. Offender. Data. System."

[PragMantisT]

16. No Ma'am, we're musicians.

Jake:How often does the train go by?
Elwood:So often you won't even notice.

[Arbustosux]

17. You boys drank up an awful lot of beer..

!

[KamaAina]

19. *Chicken wire*?!

(crash smash crash crunch)

[moof]

20. How much for the women ?

n/t

[Womblestuffer]

21. got a flat tire , suit was late from the cleaners, there was a flood ,

a fire ....it WASNT MY FAULT!!!

[underpants]

22. Mister man mister man!!!

:bounce:

[underpants]

23. I'm Bob, lead singer and driver of the Winnebago

:bounce:

[underpants]

24. I've always loved you

One soon to be dead Nazi to his leader.

[Archae]

26. "Do you have Miss Piggy?"

*CRASH!* :wow:

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

27. YES!! YES!! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST...I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!

JAKE: The band...the band..
REV. CLEOPHUS: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!
JAKE: THE BAND!!!
REV. CLEOPHUS: DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!!
ELWOOD: What light?!
REV. CLEOPHUS: DO YOU SEEEE THE LIGHT?!
JAKE: YES!! YES!! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST...I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!

[indigo32]

28. "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers ...

has been approved"

Now I'm going to have to pop the DVD in tonight :)

[TheMightyFavog]

29. Do any of you guys know Minnie the moocher?

i once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola.

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[FredScuttle]

35. From the great Maury Sline:

"Five thousand dollars! Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?"

[ComerPerro]

32. Ok. I called that friend at the motor vehicle department

That license plate is like a rash all over the computer. The car belongs to a known traffic menace.

What's his name?

His name is Elwood Blues. He's got a record a mile long. And, he's a Catholic.

Did you get his address?

Of course. 1060 West Addison.

Let's go.

[jmowreader]

33. There's two honkies out here...

dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

"What they want to eat?"

The tall one wants white bread. Toasted. Dry. With nothin' on it.

"Elwood!"

And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a coke.

"And Jake! Shit! The Blues Brothers!"

[FredScuttle]

34. You got my Cheese Whiz, boy?

[Paul Hood]

36. I'd especially like to welcome

all the members of Illinois' law enforcement community who've joined us here tonight.

This is glue, strong stuff.

[baldguy]

37. How much for the little girl?

The women, how much for the women?