BREAKING: ELAD CAUGHT IN INTERN SCANDAL - SKINNER FLEES COUNTRY

[WilliamPitt]

THE PUDGE REPORT CAN NOW VERIFY THAT DU ADMINISTRATOR ELAD HAS BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN AN ILLICIT AND TURGID LOVE AFFAIR WITH AN UN-NAMED WEBSITE INTERN FROM PARAMUS, NJ. SKINNER, FEARING PROSECUTION, HAS FLED TO BOLIVIA WHERE HE PLANS TO SET HIMSELF UP AS A COCAINE KINGPIN.

FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE WESLEY CLARK WAS OVERHEARD BY AT LEAST SEVENTEEN UNQUOTABLE STRANGERS AS SAYING, "THAT'S IT. THIS IS THE END FOR DU."

EARLG, LEFT HOLDING THE BAG ON THIS, REPLIED TO THE ALLEGATIONS BY SAYING, "TOTAL BULLSH*T. SKINNER COULDN'T FIND BOLIVIA ON A MAP. ELAD IS TOTALLY INNOCENT. GET OFF MY PORCH."

ACCORDING TO PUDGE, THE WOMEN'SWEAR JOURNAL AND THE HUMMEL COLLECTORS INTERNATIONAL DAILY WILL SOON BE RELEASING SALACIOUS DETAILS ON THIS EXPLOSIVELY BREAKING STORY.

...developing...

[hlthe2b]

1. I WANT........

PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

2. lol

That's good stuff.

[DuctapeFatwa]

3. Are you saying GrovelBot is bisexual?

How blind we all were.

[DrWeird]

7. DU Grovelbot is extensively equipped and modified.

It can perform many useful applications.

[VelmaD]

4. You nut.

You crack me up honey. "Get off my porch". *snort*

[Mattforclark]

5. WHAT DOES DK HAVE TO SAY?

WE MUST HAVE A PRESS RELEASE ON THIS EXPLOSIVE ISSUE, PUDGE HAS LEARNED...

[DinahMoeHum]

6. (Yawn)

n/t

:evilgrin:

[XNASA]

8. I told you so.

None of this is surprising. Except for the part about Bolivia. My sources had told me Uruguay.

[GOPisEvil]

9. What? Again? Sigh...wake me when a week goes by this DOESN'T happen.

:eyes:

[MidwestTransplant]

10. AGAIN?!

[SOteric]

11. THAT SCUM!!! He told me I was the only one!

:cry:

[DS1]

13. *sniff* and I was about to take a road trip to NJ

*whew!*

[IronLionZion]

12. I heard Skinner already was a coke kingpin

and the grovelbot was the biggest user next to someone by the codename CrawfordGeorge

[Beetwasher]

14. JUST IN: More Details!

John Ashcroft has found a semen stained pair of latex gloves in Elad's underwear draw! Ashcroft was able to search Elad's home without a warrant due to the Patriot Act. Ken Starr is also reported to have been in the vicinity.

[underpants]

15. Booooooooooooolivia

"Get off my porch" that is too funny.

:bounce::thumbsup:

[WilliamPitt]

16. Kick for the fugitives

[VelmaD]

17. *snort*

Thanks for the mental image of you kicking the admins. :-)

"They've agreed to reduce the punishment to...a booting. Just one kick, with a regular shoe...I believe it's a wingtip."

[Elad]

18. Hey, I'm single now...

Thus I'm immune from any such sex-scandals. :evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

19. Get off my porch

:)

[CatWoman]

20. This is so

GODDAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

a real keeper.

ROFL!!!!!!!

[WilliamPitt]

21. :o)

[geniph]

22. I can just hear EarlG now:

YOU KIDS, GET THE HELL OFF MY DAMN LAWN!

[LynneSin]

23. Will Skinner be living near Lake Titicaca in Boliva

Come on, it's an excuse to use Titicaca in a sentence and NOT have the thread locked as a sex thread.

[VelmaD]

24. The quote the Animaniacs...

Lake Titicaca, oh Lake Titicaca
It's between Bolivia and Peru
Lake Titicaca, oh Lake Titicaca
With waters tranquil and blue.
Oh Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca
Why do we sing of its fame?
Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca
'Cause we really like saying its name!
Titicaca!

[WilliamPitt]

25. Gotta give it one more kick

[Catshrink]

26. I think Ken Starr should investigate this.

Sex with interns holds a great fascination for him....

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Oh My GOD!! What kind of of a corrupt and sleazy system am I

working for?!?

;)