Not Breaking News: HOMELAND SECURITY AND AMBER ALERT

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TEAM UP TO TRACK MISSING 23 YEAR OLD INTERN FROM THE KERRY CAMPAIGN!

Now, how likely is that?

Think about it, the Department of Homeland Security was called in to find a bunch of well-known Texas politicians who decided not to show up for work, as a protest.

This wouldn't take long to figure out who this could be:

1. Intern working for Kerry - how many could there be?

2. Intern leaving recently right in the middle of a campaign

3. Intern with a passport

4. Airports running background checks on everybody who wants to fly out of the US (How could she even get on the flight? At the least, her "color" would be yellow, if not red!)

5. GOP Hackers have the ability to access Democratic candidates' computer files

If Drudge didn't have a name immediately available, with all this vast knowledge, I don't buy it.