Fun poem actually written by Bush*

[EstimatedProphet]

This is written from a collection of Bush* quotes.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

[ewagner]

1. LOL and bookmarked! n/t

[Whitacre D_WI]

2. Does anybody have a link to the * parody of "The Waste Land?"

Now THAT was pure genius.

Subliminable. Subliminable. Subliminable.

[eyesroll]

3. Never fear!

These ballot fragments I have stored against my ruin.

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~pal/dubya.htm

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Excellent!

I love it!