Huge power outage hits FL. Now's our chance to make fun of flvegan.

[Midlodemocrat]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/02/26/florida.power/index.html

Series. Have at it.

I'll go first.

Vegan? Yeah, right. He inadvertently sent me his receipt from an order purchased from Omaha Steaks. And it wasn't veggies.

[Inchworm]

1. I heard he gives massages with gelatin

:yoiks:

[MrCoffee]

2. Ha!

[redwitch]

3. HE KEEPS PITBULLS!!!!!

At least, that is the rumor...

[Midlodemocrat]

4. WHAT???? Who in their right mind would keep pitbulls on purpose?

That HAS to be a rumor, redwitch. No sane person would keep those human killing machines around if they didn't have to.

[redwitch]

5. That's it!

He's fuckin' nuts!

[Dr. Strange]

6. To pay his way through college...

he sang backup for a Rick Astley tribute band.

[redwitch]

7. I heard he gets a royalty check for his rickrolling activity.

Course, it's only a rumor. Pass it on.

[SOteric]

8. I hear he started

the Brazillion joke!

[DS1]

9. He's still hitting refresh on the browser image burned into his computer monitor

[LSK]

10. dont be such an insensitive douchebag

Now pass the meatloaf please!

:popcorn:

[DS1]

11. I've already called the National Guard and made sure the only MRE delivered is the ham slice

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Awesome!!!

:patriot:

[krispos42]

15. Mmmmm... sweaty ham slice....

Yum!

[SKKY]

24. Now that's some fucked up shit right there...

...No spaghetti, no tuna casserole. Ham slice. You're sick dude. And I bet you even had them remove the little bottles of Tobasco so he can't kill the taste, huh?

[DS1]

25. and crackers

only thing left is some cheese sauce, TP, and a handywipe :D

[SKKY]

26. You're still here, doing fucked up shit like that, but my tasteless joke thread gets killed...

...go figure!

[DS1]

27. I guess only you and I were in far back enough to remember the horrors

of the ham slice, and omelet with ham. ;-)

[SKKY]

34. Yep. They've gotten so much better now.

I had one about 2 weeks ago. It was HOT!!! I mean temperature wise. Those portable heaters they come with are pretty cool.

[DS1]

13. The mushroom cloud you'll see over Florida in 7 hours isn't the plant,

it's the fart results of flvegan having sat in front of his fridge and eaten his entire supply of tofu and beans.

[LeftyMom]

30. He's going to have to eat all that chocolate I sent him before it melts.

Poor guy. :cry:

[FloridaJudy]

14. I hear he designed

The butterfly ballot...he thought it looked cool.

Is there no end to the depravity of those South Floridians?

[DS1]

16. He took his dogs to Disney World, then overloaded the reactor taking them all on Space Mountain

[Missy Vixen]

17. I heard he has only the second best set of calves in recorded history

Plus, I'll bet he eats cookies at the gym.

:rofl: :hug:
Julie

[GreenPartyVoter]

20. *snarf*

[harmonicon]

18. he takes baths in vats of sloppy joe

he's only against eating meat, not the cleansing power that only ground beef mixed with onions and a delicious sauce can deliver.

[Jamastiene]

49. Mmm, sexy.

I kind of rather like that visual. :evilgrin:

[harmonicon]

61. get your mind out of the gutter

hygiene is no laughing matter

[Jamastiene]

66. But, but...I were bein' serious, Mon.

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. Why make fun of someone who can, in all actuality, release the hounds?

Excellent.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Because we can.

Plus, Peake. I am not afraid of flvegan...
















much.

:rofl:

[redwitch]

22. "Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of fivegan"

:-)

[Critters2]

28. They're terriers, not hounds.

My hound is offended that you don't know the diff!

[Jamastiene]

50. We are ALL masochists here in The DU Lounge.

You KNOW that. :evilgrin:

[CreekDog]

23. flvegan is male

:think:

[LeftyMom]

29. I just had a horrible thought.

If I posted the photographic proof right now he'd have no idea.

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

31. We'll take your word for it

:scared:

[LeftyMom]

32. That's not what your PM said, but paypal isn't showing the payment yet. nt

[MrCoffee]

36. Fucking paypal bastards!

they continually screw up my porn payments. they're going to suspend my account over at "Sweaty Workout Girls" if paypal doesn't get their shit together.

[CreekDog]

38. go for it

since I just disabled images. :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

33. IRL his name is Jason Bourne

because he was found abandoned under this Cape Cod bridge:






(and yes, I'm calling him a troll.)

[asthmaticeog]

35. Wow, I made fun of him in another thread before I even SAW this one.

I fuckin' ROCK! :patriot:

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Making fun of Herr Flvegan? The Lounge's resident Hockey goon?

Shame, shame.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

39. He still hasn't seen this? Wow. Power must still be out.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

42. He posted in the veg forum. He must be ignoring us on purpose.

[flvegan]

43. Oh

I saw it from the beginning. Just making a list...

"Hockey goon" was a nice touch. I love the way you love me. :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

44. I DO love you, you big goof.

:yourock:

You've always got my back. You are the best. :loveya:

Hiding from LM, now. :hide:

[LeftyMom]

45. MrCoffee is disputing the charges with paypal.

He said seeing you naked wasn't worth it. :grr:

Want me to kick his ass?

[Midlodemocrat]

46. He's lying. Naked flvegan is worth it to all of us.

:hubba hubba:

[Iris]

40. oh, that's cold!

poor flvegan

[Guava Jelly]

41. Hey leftymom

Whatcha not wearing :evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

47. He missed out on a nice firting session with me.

This one he is going to kick himself for missing, I just know it. I was soooo in the mood too. :P

[Midlodemocrat]

48. Dude. He just got his power back. Be gentle.

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

51. ...

I WAS being gentle or so I thought...:evilgrin: :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

52. Why do it when he can't see?

If I'm gonna make fun of somebody, I'll do it right to their face.

... in his case, right to his face while standing behind a solid brick wall of some sort.

[LeftyMom]

53. His electron delivery has resumed.

Feel free to mock him knowing he can see you.

[SallyMander]

56. Did you see this?

*giggle*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7510390#7511146

[LeftyMom]

58. Y'all are crazy.

Though I must say our actual trips to the grocery store are about that weird, between him stumbling around and calling me a drunk (I asked why grocery stores in FL don't have hard liquor) and us reading labels and offering weird shit to each other "hey look, this mouthwash has beetles in it!"

[DarkTirade]

59. I can only come up with one answer to that question...

because Florida is full to the brim with stupid.

[LeftyMom]

60. That's what I figured.

[SallyMander]

62. LOL!

Beetles? Really??? :wtf:

Ohio grocery stores only have watered-down liquor... ugh. Of course, this is still an improvement over MA (where i'm from) -- damn Puritans! :D

[LeftyMom]

63. carmine is ground up beetles. it's used as a red dye in all kinds of stuff

including, apparently, knockoff Listerine.

That must be why he's used to weirdass puritan grocery stores, he's also from MA. Out here in The Great State of California, you can get just about any liquor pretty much anywhere, except after 2 am, and no everclear. Those damn puritans are his ancestors, so I don't know how he wound up such a pev.

[SallyMander]

64. It's like the kid of staunch Republicans

growing up to be a raging lefty. Just think of his pevviness as teenage rebellion. :rofl:


That's good to know about carmine -- ick! I will try to avoid that from now on!

[Midlodemocrat]

54. Or a wall of titanium.

:thumbsup:

[Ikonoklast]

55. Under the cover of darkness, he bought his date

Ann Coulter a box of wine and a carton of Lucky Strikes, hoping that no one saw him parking in her driveway.








I just read that, and is the phrase 'parking in her driveway' kinda creepy, or is that just me?

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

57. I would reply to this post, but the very thought of him dating her

leaves me with a compulsive need to douche with bleach, then light it on fire.

[sasquatch]

65. You do know to get back at you he will fly down matcom when you and TM visit

:D:rofl: