Tabloid News: turtlensue’s Steamy Affair

[Dr. Strange]

turtlensue’s Steamy Affair


LOUNGE (StrangePress) – Has turtlensue, long viewed as DU’s voice of sanity, finally succumbed to the pressures of her new job? She has dodged sundry accusations before (pharma shill, nude yoga activist), but could a new photo cause her world to come crashing down like so many jars of Miracle Whip?

turtlensue was recently photographed in a hot tub with an unknown acquaintance. The identity of the man remains a mystery, but there can be little doubt of the seriousness of their relationship.



We here at Tabloid News will stay on this story, to make sure the truth comes out. This story was researched by DuStrange; a follow-up is currently being pursued by temeah.

[flvegan]

1. You think that head of his is colorfast?

[Dr. Strange]

2. I'd rather not talk about his head, if that's okay with you.

[Shell Beau]

3. Ahhhhhh!! She has lost her marbles!!!!!

:P

[TZ]

4. .....

:rofl: :rofl:

Although there is a part of me that wants to do THIS as well::puke:
:spank:

[Dr. Strange]

5. I hope nothing horrible comes out in temeah's follow up!

Do you have something you're not telling us, turtlensue? Now might be the time to 'fess up!

[quip]

6. zOMG!!!!11! There is MORE to the story!!!! ZOMG!!!!!!

I was surfing the web for nipples, as I am want to do all some of the time and I came across this!!!!!!!



Apparently, er, it, is a LOVE CHILD of turtlenesue and the, er, man in question! SCANDAL!!!!!!ELEVENS!!!

[Dr. Strange]

7. I KNEW IT!!!!11!!

This story has legs! The turtlensue administration will be rocked to its very foundation!

[quip]

8. I'll say!!!!!!11111:

God, I hope my "1" and "shift" keys don't wear out after this!!!!!!11111

[TZ]

9. BWAAAAH!

Thats so NOT RIGHT..*stunned speechless*
:spray:

[Cabcere]

27. Not even the lovely turtlensue's face and your (in)famous copyrighted nipples

can make that picture okay. :scared:

[quip]

32. Ain't it grand?

:rofl: :hi:

BTW, Cab, any pics of you floating around DU???? :evilgrin:

[Cabcere]

35. Not that you know of

and I'm going to keep it that way. :scared: :P :hi:

[TZ]

10. HEY!

What twisted dude actually rec'd this thread?! I KEEL you!!!:mad:

[Dr. Strange]

11. Probably CreekDog.

He does weird stuff like that.

[quip]

14. Guilty as charged

:hi:

[TZ]

15. Figures. Although there are two now..BTW>>>

Did you miss this?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7511516

C'mon..You know I had to respond....

[Dr. Strange]

12. UPDATE: A third person has appeared.

Apparently David Duchovny is now involved...

[TZ]

13. Now thats more like it!

:rofl:

[quip]

16. Fie! We need equal time, now:

Hubba!

[TZ]

17. Hey you!

If DuStange is gonna do crazy photoshops of me, the least you can do is not hijack the thread with your perversions!
This is MY scandalous thread!!!:P

[quip]

18. HMMMMM, Scully....

(That hand signal is Vulcan for live long and relish nipples)

[TZ]

19. Wow.

That's pretty hot. I've always liked Gillian Anderson. Too bad us real scientists don't quite look like that....:D

[quip]

20. All right, all right, she's OURS. Here, go drool over this:

[TZ]

21. .....

Yeah. There needs to be a drooling smilie for this one....HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA (and perhaps IBTL)...

You just made my YEAR....:bounce:

[quip]

23. Now, off to MrCoffee's bunk with you while we take this opportunity to oogle his wife....

[Dr. Strange]

24. Let me guess the caption...

"the truth" is in there...

[quip]

25. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!! I wish!!!

:rofl:

[Fox Mulder]

31. Great pic.

:thumbsup:

:)

[quip]

33. Keep it professional, Mulder!

:rofl:

[quip]

34. Dupe

[madinmaryland]

22. K&R (all three)

:rofl:

:hi:

[quip]

26. I am very jealous of you right now jetting off to Arizona. I hope that there is a DU when you

return! :scared: :hi:

[lost-in-nj]

28. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!11

would you two please

PLEASE get a fucking room!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


this is TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


totally terrifying.....




lost

and ACHPHLEGM

[Dr. Strange]

29. No, no, not two...it's three now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7511144#7511808

[quip]

30. AND a teacup!

[TZ]

36. ...

They are bad, bad bad aren't they. As I posted elsewhere, I think an adult needs to take their photoshop priveledges away from them. They clearly are too nineth graderish to handle the responsibility.:)