And I Would've Gotten Away With it if it Weren't For Those Meddling Kids!

[northernsoul]

Discuss.

[Deep13]

1. So why bring Shaggy along if no one...

...is going to listen to a goddamn thing he says?

[Swede]

2. What did they do now?

[Deep13]

3. I think they solve mysteries with dumb luck.

Seems like every decision they make is the wrong one.

I saw one the other day ont he cartoon channel at the gym. They broke into a condemned theater to rescue Jerry Reed, a 70's country singer who was the guest star. So they go inside knowing the kidnapper is probably there too. Then they split up, probably so that the criminal can kill them separately. So finally they rescue Jerry, but then someone steals his guitar. (Probably someone with taste.) Instead of getting the fuck out of there before they all end up as Leatherface patio furniture, they go back in to find the guitar.

Of course shaggy and Scooby are all paranoid from being baked out of their minds. So they get sent off alone. By now 100s of supposed hauntings have turned out to be insurance scams, yet they are terrified of "the phantom" and not the real criminals who are obviously there and are likely to reenact Sweeney Todd on the chicken duo.

[Aristus]

4. I remember when they gave Scooby and Shaggy their own show.

I stopped tuning in. I only ever watched the show for the red-haired chick... B-)