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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:53 AM
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Q: How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!
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BearFlagDemocrat Donating Member (333 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:55 AM
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1. Answer
A. Why is it always the feminists job to screw in lightbulbs? Why don't men pull their weight for a change?

:)
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:57 AM
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2. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:57 AM
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3. spoken truth
post on! :yourock:
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:00 AM
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4. Q: How many Bushes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Edited on Thu Feb-12-04 11:01 AM by KansDem
A: They haven't tried it yet; They're too busy screwing the world.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:03 AM
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6. How many RW'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five.
1 To Blame Clinton for not anticipating the light burning out
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the replacement bulb ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder ready
1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder set up
1 To Blame Clinton for not telling them to flick the light swtich ON since the bulb was working anyway.

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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:02 AM
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5. How do you screw a light bulb?
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:13 AM
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7. How many RW pundits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They don't even know that they're in the dark.
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:15 AM
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8. How many pro-lifers does it take to change an lightbulb?
Four. Two to put in the new bulb, and two to argue that it was lit the moment they started screwing.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:19 AM
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9. How many can fit inside?
Then, see if they are physically able to screw.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:19 AM
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10. How Many Statisticians Does It Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?
1.38576.

:-)
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:20 AM
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11. WHAT!!
Get a G*ddamn Man to do it!!!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:21 AM
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12. How Many Bob Dylan Fans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

:-)
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:21 AM
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13. How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Fish
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alwynsw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:27 AM
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14. What's a light bulb?
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:37 AM
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15. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. No, really, it's fine...I'll just sit here in the dark, don't mind me...

:D
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:46 AM
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16. How Many Surrealists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Edited on Thu Feb-12-04 11:46 AM by CO Liberal
Two - one to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 11:47 AM
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17. How Many Christian Scientists Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
None - but one has to sit there and pray for the old light bulb to come back on.
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