Damn you, DU GrovelBot!

[TXlib]

OK, so KCDem and I were getting romantic last night.

Suddenly, she starts giggling, and says, "I'm sorry; I can't stop thinking about the DU GrovelBot!"

:grr:

So she stops giggling, and I get back to "it". After a while, I notice that she is quiet and pensive, so I say, "Stop it!"

She collapses, laughing, and says, "I can't get the DU GrovelBot out of my head!"

We were finally successful, but I nearly had to wrap myself in aluminum foil to compete with that damn DU GrovelBot!

:mad:

[VelmaD]

1. It could have been worse.

She could have said, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

[TXlib]

2. She had this overwhelming urge to donate to DU afterwards

[TXlib]

3. Maybe we need a DU BoinkBot...

[GOPisEvil]

4. OK...we have crossed the TMI line here...

Maybe she just wants you to beg for it...

[Richardo]

5. Did you happen to notice if she said that after 30 "sweet nothings"?

?? ;-)

[TXlib]

6. heh heh

[trotsky]

7. GrovelBot...

Women want him, men want to be him.

[LynneSin]

8. I noticed my cat was a little peeved at me last night....

....and slept somewhere other than her usual position in the bed next to me.

Maybe Abbie sensed I was spending too much time last night with the GrovelBot and he got jealous.

Cats can sense these things

[Robb]

9. Next time try

wearing a DU bumperstick on yer butt. Woo, hot in here!! :D

[jimbo fett]

10. Getting romantic? I assume she's not in Kansas CIty and you're not in TX?

[LynneSin]

11. If they were, I'd want to date TXLIB

if you know what I mean!!

[TXlib]

12. heh heh

I just got that...

[TXlib]

13. Come on, guys! We need enough replies to summon GrovelBot

So I can KICK HIS ASS!

[kmla]

16. Be patient - Grovelbot always comes at a certain, pre-ordained time.

Maybe that's why women love him so....

:evilgrin:

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

14. I've heard GrovelBots are available

With all kinds of interchangable power "accessories" - if you know what I mean :evilgrin:

[TrogL]

15. I'm alerting

sex thread

(I must be typing that too much. Soon as I type "I" the auto-completer finishes the entire phrase).

[TXlib]

17. Hey buddy

Alert *This*!

:evilgrin: