Beef Eaters

[arwalden]

How should your steak be cooked for you?

-- Allen

[terrya]

1. Nuke it.

Singed. Not just well done...WELL DONE.

The only way I'll eat it.

Terry

[alwynsw]

24. There's a reason Mortons won't guarantee tenderness

if you order it that way. Bet you've got some really strong teeth.

Oh, well. While you're waiting for yours, I'll have a steak appetizer to get me warmed up for my steak.

[terrya]

26. They are strong teeth!

I like my steak chewy.

Ok, I'll wait a little longer for mine.

Terry

[alwynsw]

27. Oh! The bad jokes I could make.

But I won't. Not because I'm a nice guy, but because you're a nice guy.

[terrya]

28. Awww, thanks.

You're a nice guy, also.

Terry

[GOPisEvil]

2. Medium to medium well.

Not bloody, but not all gray inside.

[arwalden]

5. Pink is fine... Gray-pink is better. --- Runny-pink? No thanks.

[supernova]

12. Medium rare

I like it pink inside, just barely cooked.

I can't stand meat that's cooked to shoe-leather consistency.

[fudge stripe cookays]

29. "Christina, you will sit there and EAT THAT MEAT."

[MissMillie]

3. How to order a steak

"slap the ass and take the horns off"

[alwynsw]

32. Good for you! YUM!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. I want it dark pink with clear juices...

I can't stand steaks that are all dried out. If I can't chew it, you're taking it back and making me a new one.
Duckie

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

6. It's gotta scream when I stick the fork in it

[alwynsw]

21. I'm with you!

I don't mind a little wiggle when the fork goes in.

[BlueEyedSon]

7. Black and blue

or as the French say "bleu".

As you all probably know, the agent that transmits Mad Cow (a prion) must be cooked at 3000 degrees to be rendered harmless, so what the heck?

[Aristus]

8. Chicago-style:

Blackend on the outside, cooked to order (med. well) on the inside.

YUM! :9

[tarheel]

9. As Woody said, in The Cowboy Way...

lop off its horns, wipe its nasty old ass and drag it across the fire ! :D

[eyesroll]

10. I am probably one of the few women in the world who likes my steak

bloody. I usually order it medium-rare, though, because that gives me more of a margin of error (I can eat it rare, I can eat it medium.)

[LynneSin]

11. When I put my knife in the steak it should start to moo

:D

[alwynsw]

23. I'm in love!

I finally found a woman who eats her steak as steaks are meant to be eaten! (Pssst. Don't tell my medium rare steak eatin' wife.)

[Robb]

13. Picky-boy sez

it depends on the cut.

A really nice filet should be darned rare; anything more marbled I like a little closer to medium. I like my fat cooked a little. :)

20. precisely

as a former steak house cook, I'd say you understand.
filets, medium rare to rare
ribeyes, prime rib medium to medium rare
t-bones "kc (new york) strips medium

oh & in a steak house you should probably order it slightly rarer than you want it because it keeps cooking after it comes off the grill...

[trotsky]

14. Medium well

I never really cared for steak growing up. I found out in college it was because my parents both ordered theirs medium, and so that's how they ordered mine. I tried medium well, and it was like a whole new food.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. should have an option for bleu

thats how i have mine...its funny cos i was born hindu

[phillybri]

16. Medium Rare...

Mmmmmmm...still kicking....

[TreasonousBastard]

17. Cooked?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Count JCCyCula

BLOOD... I... NEED... BLOOD...

[Jokerman]

19. As my mom used to say...

Toss it over the fire, turn it over and toss it back, then its done.

[Whitacre D_WI]

22. Mmmmmmmedium-rare!

More toward the rare side on a filet, more toward the medium side on a ribeye.

[KansDem]

25. I like it rare, my wife likes it well-done...

When we barbecue, I'll put her steak on the grill, then clean out the closet, meditate for a while, change the oil in my car, take a shower, and then put my steak on.

It just works that way! :shrug:

[kmla]

30. Depends on the cut.

Filet - medium rare.
Other cuts - medium, maybe medium well.

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