I can't wait to see your tulips

[underpants]

I love you



That is the note that my wife will be getting tomorrow with the above bouquet. We had white orchids at our wedding but I can't find any and probably couldn't afford them so I got these that sorta look like the white orchids. I was acting like I couldn't remember what flowers we had at the wedding just this morning.

What a romantic I am.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[zanana]

1. Way to go, Underpants!

Keep it up.

[Bronco69]

2. Swoon

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

3. Awwwwwww....

Mrs. Underpants will be the envy of her office.

[matcom]

4. THAT'S What you Call Them? TULIPS?

not mellons
or
bazoombas
or
'the twins'
or
BREASTS???

:D

[underpants]

7. Um

Wrong region there "northern boy"

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

9. Now if he'd given her a fruit basket...

...I'm just sayin'...

[matcom]

10. or pie

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Oooooooh....pie...I haven't had a good pie in a while...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:bounce:

[trof]

5. In the language of flowers

Tulips mean "a declaration of love".
Nice choice.
http://www.cybercom.net/~klb/flowt.html

[trof]

6. On the other hand...

I've always given Miz t. yellow roses.
Her middle name is Rose, and she's from Texas.
A few years ago we learned that yellow roses signify infidelity, unfaithfulness, decrease of love, jealousy.
Oh well...

[WillParkinson]

8. I was SO sure this had a dirty punchline!

I'm not sure if I should be chastised or disappointed.