Maybe this sounds wrong to you. But I'd totally do Maria from Sesame St.

[Bucky]

Her real name is Sonia Manzano and to call her hot is a compliment to the word "hot." For thirty years she has awakened healthy stirrings in the loins of young would-be readers. Ten years later she returns to them in their first wet dreams. She may be the single most fantasized about woman on the planet.

And Luis? Ah, Luis. My hat is off to you, my friend. Truly, you are one lucky bastard.

[eileen_d]

1. OMG... this is the funniest post I've ever read on DU

and that's saying something. AND I'm laughing WITH you, not AT you, honest :D