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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:46 PM
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Poll question: What language is GrovelBot written in?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:48 PM
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1. PHP?, Python?
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:48 PM
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2. The bot runs on a mainframe.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:48 PM
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3. Cobol? Fortran? Applesoft Basic?
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JohnLocke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:48 PM
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4. HTML (nt)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:49 PM
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5. GrovelBot is not written in a language that mere mortals could comprehend
we are not worthy to see the inner workings of GrovelBot
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 10:46 PM
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12. It's written in tongues?
abba labba dabba wagga wagga
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:51 PM
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6. VisualBasic, so there!
:P

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:53 PM
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7. The GrovelBot is not to be questioned!
Edited on Wed Feb-11-04 09:53 PM by Rabrrrrrr
His existence is a matter of faith, to accept him as he is.

To delve into his origins is to show that you lack faith, thinking that GrovelBiot was created, and is not the Creator, and he will destroy you - or all of us!! - in his wrath!

Please, I beg you, stop these lines of questions before we are destroyed!
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:53 PM
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8. Robb is a dingbot
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 09:57 PM
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9. I'm thinking it's pure machine code.
@30;
push 10,#15;
...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 10:00 PM
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10. maybe it's in binary
0001110001100001111010101011110000101010010111111000001010110000001111010101011111111100001001010100000000001010101010111111000000000001010101010111110111100111100101000000101010101111111110000100101010000000000101010101011111100000000000101010101011111011110011110010100000011111110000001010101111111100001101010000100101010101011111111110000000011111000000001111111101010100000

Either I've written the code for GrovelBot in binary or I've reprogramed Florida voting machines to vote for Zombywoof's Yak
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cryofan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 10:30 PM
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11. #!c:\perl
if (thread.length() >= 30)
{
grovel();

}
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 11:13 PM
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14. OMG, GrovelBot would be working overtime!
Edited on Wed Feb-11-04 11:16 PM by Rabrrrrrr
if (thread.length() == 30)
{
grovel();

}


p.s. - not to mention flooding the place until the servers crashed.
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 10:57 PM
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13. Skinner code…
Ka-ching….
Thank you for your Donation….Skinner.....
:evilgrin:
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0rganism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-04 11:43 PM
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15. I'm thinking some variety of SQL or the perl SQL dbi
It's probably easiest to do the postings directly in the thread database, altho one might script it in perl with the SQL hooks. Many ways to do this, depending on how the tables are constructed.

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WhoCountsTheVotes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 12:28 AM
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16. php
but only because they don't know perl!
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