Mrs. Robb was cast in the Vagina Monologues.

[Robb]

...the regional production out here. :)

OK, there's the straight line.... GO!!! :bounce:

[Dookus]

1. When did vaginas get so damned talkative?

Granted, as a gay man, I'm not too up-to-date on the issue, but back in MY day, they seemed sorta reserved. Now it's yak yak yak...

[Robb]

3. It's a brave new world out there

Back in MY day, asses didn't talk either! ;)

[Dookus]

4. touche

[Robb]

6. This is why I love DU.

I don't get nearly enough people in my day-to-day life saying "touche" to me!! :thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Well congrats

you big vagina!

[Deja Q]

5. Well, that covers half the population...

I shudder to think what "The Pe**s Monologues" would be about... or worse, a merger between the two Monologues... :scared:

Yes, I'm a gay guy and I can't even say Pe**s. Geez, 500,000 sitcoms have characters saying that word regularly and have been since 1994 and yet here were are in 2004 and I can't say "Pe**s" without giggling like a schoolgirl... Sad.

[SmileyBoy]

8. Hey HypnoToad!!!

Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis PENIS!!!!!!

[Robb]

9. Hands up, who saw that coming?

:hi:

[dolo amber]

7. Ok, I have no joke to add, but

Today while watching Eve Ensler when I'd rather have been watching Wes Clark (:eyes:) it reminded me...has anyone here heard of "Talking Cock"? (Mods, please allow, it's the name of the play.)

It's the British male answer to The Vagina Monologues (sorta) and although I've never had a chance to see it, I have friends who have and say it is utterly brilliant. It looks brilliant just from the site alone, and it was written by and starred the gloriously funny Richard Herring. :loveya:

There are also questionnaires on the site (for both men and women) which are quite serious and insightful, if interested. And some of the poetry is screamingly funny. Have a look around, it's really quite an entertaining site. :)

http://www.richardherring.com/talkingcock/

Enjoy! :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Congrats to Mrs. Robb!

The title of that play conjures images of the old "talking hands" commercials...fists with lips painted on the thumb and lower end of the index finger. Too strange, I know...