My Name is Inigo Montoya...

[corporatewhore]

Anyone else watching The Princess Bride on tv I could watch that movie like a hundred times and not get bored with it

[Lizz612]

1. You killed my father.....

[justinpower]

2. Prepare to DIE

[Blue-Jay]

12. You left out "you son of a beetch"

Damn, I love that movie. Everyone should read the book as well.

[ComerPerro]

35. You have an overdeveloped sense of vengance

[thinkingwoman]

7. prepare to die

(Note to secret service/fbi/cia/ashcroft lackey/whowever else is monitoring this message board: it's just a movie. A really good movie. Try watching it.)

[DebJ]

3. I have three copies of it. One was my VCR tape, then I had to get a

second one because I loaned out the other one so often.

Now I have it on DVD.

My children watched that movie so many times that they know a very large part of it by heart. Of course I bought them each their own copy, and then I bought the special edition of the book for myself and each of them.

We're addicts.

[agingdem]

13. Do you think Bush is...

"almost dead"?

[DebJ]

14. No I wouldn't say Bush is almost dead. He's the 6 fingered man!

[DebJ]

4. anytime someone ends a statement with possible, we say, pig

as in
That's possible, pig

[DebJ]

5. No more rhyming and I mean it! Anybody got a peanut?

[DebJ]

6. sleep well and dream of large women

[TennesseeWalker]

10. Rest in Peace, Andre the Giant.

We truly miss you. :)

[Lizz612]

8. Montoya

For the longest time I couldn't remember why Diego Montoya, the race car driver, sounded so familiar.... :eyes:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. It's JUAN PABLO Montoya

And he rocks.

[Lizz612]

18. AHH!

See, terrible memory for names! I could remember that he was from Brazil, but his name, nope.
And yes he DOES!!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

32. Brazil? AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

He's from COLOMBIA.

And if I see anybody else spelling that country's name as "Columbia", I'm going to shoot myself. :argh:

[Lizz612]

36. Man! I'm terrible!

Well there I go, shooting my mouth off about shit I really know nothing about! I'm gonna go and sit over there and keep my fat mouth shut!


He's still a great golfer!! :P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

40. You like to live dangerously, don't you?

:evilgrin:

[ornotna]

9. Inconceivable!

100 times ...... really?
Great movie though.

[SOteric]

23. I do not think that means what you think that means.

[BritishHuman]

34. Never go up against a Sicilian when Death is on the line.

"My pid is Inigo Montoya. You killed my parent process. Prepare to vi."

[flamingyouth]

27. LOL - Wallace Shawn was on Sex & the City the other night

My husband and I yelled "INCONCEIVABLE!" in unison.

[beevul]

11. I do not think amiss - What you think amiss...

"GO way!!! I'll call the brute squad!!"

"I'm on the brute squad"

"You ARE the brute squad"

[Xithras]

16. Hehehe

You mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my
sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

I love that movie :)

[lojasmo]

17. Mandy SINGS

I've seen Mandy play in concert twice with his accompanist Paul Ford. Mandy is an AWESOME stage performer. SEE him in concert if at all possible!

[demgrrrll]

20. A good first edition of Princess Bride is worth some bucks.

The author used an alias, can't remember what name he used.
I love the movie too. ROUS. Mutton lettuce and tomato.

[lolly]

37. "S. Morgenstern"

The actual title reads

"S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure: The Princess Bride."

The book is even more out there than the movie. The "S. Morgenstern" character is a hoot all by himself.

[populistmom]

28. Welcome to DU, lojasmo!

:)

[lojasmo]

30. thanks!

Thanks, Popullstmom.

TPB Rawks! Whadda soundtrack too!

[Journeyman]

19. "Finish him! Finish him your way!"

"Oh good. My way. Thank you Vizzini. . . Which way is my way?" (Fezzik)

"Pick up one of those rocks. Get behind the boulders. In a few minutes, the Man in Black will come running around the bend. The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock!!!"

"My way is not really sportsmanlike." (Fezzik)

[fudge stripe cookays]

21. Wuv....Twue wuve...is what bwings us togethah todaaaayy...

[arwalden]

22. Have Fun Storming The Castle!!

[Serial Mom]

24. He said to blath . . no he said true love . .

One of my favorites!

A true fairy tale!

[mac56]

25. Ha ha.. you fool!

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

[onebigbadwulf]

26. If only we had a cloak...

[Parrcrow]

29. I am the Dwed Piwate Woberts!!!

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[mac56]

33. Westley: "Give us the key."

Gatekeeper: "I have no key."
Westley: "Fezzik, tear his arms off."
Gatekeeper: "Oh, you mean this key."

[radwriter0555]

38. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas Yooooooooooooooooo wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

....

[PVnRT]

39. Good night, Wesley, I'll probably kill you in the morning

One of the greatest movies of all time.

[Liberal Classic]

41. As seen on Slashdot: (warning nerdly humor)

SCO: So, it is down to you, and it is down to me...if you wish Linux dead, by all means keep moving forward.
IBM: Let me explain...
SCO: There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen.
IBM: Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?
SCO: There will be no arrangements...and you're killing Linux.
IBM: But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
SCO: I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
IBM: You're that smart?
SCO: Let me put it this way: Have you ever heard or Kernighan, Ritchie, Torvalds?
IBM: Yes.
SCO: Morons!
IBM: Really! In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
SCO: For the kernel?
(IBM nods)
SCO: To the death?
(IBM nods again)
SCO: I accept!
IBM: Good, then untar the source code. (SCO# tar -xvfz code) Inhale this but do not touch.
SCO: (taking a vial from IBM) I smell nothing.
IBM: What you do not smell is our patent portfolio. It is odorless, tasteless, and dissolves instantly in source code and is among the more deadly portfolios known to man.
SCO: (shrugs with laughter) Hmmm.
IBM: Alright, where are the patents? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both compile - and find out who is right, and who is dead.
SCO: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine it from what I know of you. Are you the sort of company who would put the patents into his own source code or his enemies? Now, a clever man would put the patents into his own goblet because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool so I can clearly not choose the code in front of you...But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the code in front of me.
IBM: You've made your decision then?
SCO: (happily) Not remotely! Because Linux's SMP code originally came from England. As everyone knows, England is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So, I can clearly not choose the code in front of you.
IBM: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
SCO: Wait 'till I get going!! ...where was I?
IBM: England.
SCO: Yes! AH! And you must have suspected I would have known the source code's origin,so I can clearly not choose the code in front of me.
IBM: You're just stalling now.
SCO: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong...so you could have put the patents in your own code trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the code in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied...and in studying you must have learned that Man is mortal so you would have put the patents as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the code in front of me!
IBM: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
SCO: It has worked! You've given everything away! I know where the patents are!
IBM: Then make your choice.
SCO: I will, and I choose...(pointing behind IBM) What in the world can that be?
IBM: (turning around, while SCO switches goblets) What?! Where?! I don't see anything.
SCO: Oh, well, I...I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. (SCO laughs)
IBM: What's so funny?
SCO: I...I'll tell you in a minute. First, lets compile, me from my code and you from yours. (They both compile)
IBM: You guessed wrong.
SCO: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched branches when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against SCO, when intellectual property is on the line!
SCO: HA-HAHA-HAHA AH-HAHA-HAHA (!!) (THUD!)

(IBM removes the blindfold from Linux)

Linux: Who are you?
IBM: I'm no one to be trifled with. That is all you'll ever need know.
Linux: And to think, all that time it was your code that was patented.
IBM: They were both patented. I spent the last few years building up an impressive patent portfolio.