I figured out why Bush's records are missing!

[PVnRT]

OK - he was getting paid, but no one seems to know where he is. I think the answer's obvious.

He was flying coke in from Central America for the CIA!

Think about it - we know the CIA was using coke to fund revolutions abroad, Bush disappears, and starts snorting the white lady not long after.

C'mon, you know I'm right. Anyone have any better ideas?

[librechik]

1. I like that. When is the movie coming out?

Can we get Val Kilmer to play Shrub? Or maybe Keanu Reeves...

[corporatewhore]

2. i dont think the CIA would trust him givin his problems

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Naaah

they knew better than to let him snort up all the profits

[SoCalDem]

4. You may not be farr from the truth..

He did admit to flying "plants" from Florida in his TANG plane.. He was "involved" in an agricultural business that was set up in Houston.."Stratford".. All that exists about them on Google are references to fraud allegations and court documents of the litigation involving them and some California vineyards..