Ode to Heather Mills...to the toon of Day tripper

[greenbriar]

Tried to please her

She only wanted my cash


Tried to squeeze her

She only wanted my cash


She was a GOLD Digger

One way ticket out

It took me sooo long

To find out

But I found out







Gold sucking scum witch

[joeybee12]

1. I hate to comment on people I don't personally know,

but damn it, you're right!

[greenbriar]

2. don't

doubt me:headbang:

[joeybee12]

3. She should not have said no to $118 million...that's about $24 million

per year that she had to live with him, and live quite well while she was biding her time to screw him over.

[greenbriar]

4. yup

I hate the @#%@#$

[Darth_Kitten]

10. You were a witness to what went on in their marriage?

You know, Paul used to screw around with underage groupies, how sick is that?

No angel there, but hey, he's a man?

[greenbriar]

17. oh get off it...

if my man cheated on me or hit me or abused me he would be gone



IF he did all of that and she stuck around... well... the money helps don't it




HE wanted a love like he had


she wanted the money


not hard to figure out the game plan!!!!!!!!!!!!






no one is perfect


but ...

[Darth_Kitten]

22. What or who you so sore at?

If you want to believe all the media accounts that Paul was this angel and Heather this demon, then fine.

Geez. Chill.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

24. You don't have to listen to the media

The stories that come out of her own mouth are so off the wall and change by the month. She has zero credibility.

[PeaceNikki]

23. Seriously?

"IF he did all of that and she stuck around... well... the money helps don't it"

Eeek. Really?

IF he did that the ding to his wallet is hardly "worth it". IF he did that he deserves a lot worse than he got.

[Deja Q]

18. SIck, desperate, opportunistic, and/or degenerate. Mind you,

most under-aged don't have communicable diseases... Ironic, given how sick the guy was for doing that...

[Deja Q]

5. Oh, come on! Two people in love, while a few decades apart in chronological age, who'd be surprised?

Indeed, her parents were probably listening to "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" while conceiving her...

:yoiks:

[joeybee12]

6. Yeah, and she was so upset over the break-up HMM ran right out and made a porn

video! Haven't seen it and can't find a link...sort of soft-core...another female involved.

[greenbriar]

7. and she wonders why people in Britain hate her

duh

[Darth_Kitten]

8. And "Sir Paul" was a gem?

This guy and his previous wife used to keep their house a wreck and leave all their drugs around on their coffee tables in front of their kids? Also, Paul was quite the stingy bastard and quite the misogynist.
but hey, the woman's always the golddigger, eh?

And Heather is evil because ALL Beatle's wives HAVE to be?

[Deja Q]

9. Hey, he and Linda were hippies. They had every RIGHT to keep drugs lying around.

You're referring to Tylenol and Tums, I hope?

[Darth_Kitten]

12. No, apparently needles, etc........

n/t

[Deja Q]

13. Now I'm hoping it's diabetic insulin, but that seems unlikely...

I feel dirty for buying any of the Beatles' albums; the money going to their habits...

Still, if having one's brain dissolved by that garbage makes good music, let's all do it and become rich...

[Darth_Kitten]

16. I like the Beatles, have actually been listening to them today......

but models of virtue they ain't. ;)

[PeaceNikki]

11. I have to agree.

Love his music, but he's no angel, either.

[Darth_Kitten]

14. It's like be a Beatles wife and get skewered by everybody..........

I was looking up Patti Boyd's book on amazon and some of the comments there about HER. I mean, what crimes against humanity did this poor woman commit?

She should have treated Eric Clapton better, etc, etc. Uh, the guy treated her like shit.

I just don't believe in worshipping these rock Gods..... :)

[PeaceNikki]

15. Poor poor man. My heart is breaking for him.

:eyes:

[Darth_Kitten]

19. Maybe he can have his tender-hearted angelic daughter Stella...

set him up with one of her upscale, snooty friend's mothers.

:hide:

[PeaceNikki]

20. I, for one, hope she uses the money to support some of her worthy causes.

Like aid for amputees, the curtailment of land mines or animal rights.

[latebloomer]

21. Proportionately it's fair

It's only a small percentage of his net worth.

[amitten]

25. You know I kinda agree but here's something few mention...

What if, just IF, she really married him because she was in love? And then, years into it (who knows what happens behind closed doors) she decided he was a royal asshole? Like maybe he treated her really poorly in ways we know nothing about. And so, as the time passed, she became more and more bitter and finally decided "I'm gonna take this fucker for all he's got...just to teach him a goddamn lesson".

Because that sort of thing, I could understand, and it can't really be called "gold digging". More like revenge. But who knows what really went down?