Poll - How often do you get drunk and beat up your neighbors?

[waylon]

Ive found twice a day to be a nice limit!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I try not to go past 6

I was doing 9-10 for a week or two once, but realized there wasn't enough healing time between beatings, so that they weren't even fun anymore.

Under 6, and it seems like they heal up enough between 'em.

I fuel my beatings with Gin. How about you?

[waylon]

As I stated in the Zin poll, Budweiser of course

Gin makes me a little to amorous!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. It's funny that you mention gin...

Gin has always made me act obnoxious in the past. I avoid it for the common good of the people.

[Bonhomme Richard]

2. As often as I can.

[Adams Wulff]

3. Apparently, not enough.

Hey! You kids! Get off of my lawn!

[waylon]

6. Yes

Get off the damn lawn!

[Kamika]

4. Every day

I find it helps me with my tensions

[DS1]

5. So often they form a line outside my front door

It's quicker that way :evilgrin:

[salinen]

7. Never, but are you

still having sex with sheep?

[DS1]

8. what do you think we're fighting over?

sheesh :eyes:

[SOteric]

12. Ewe-nice.

[geniph]

9. Whenever the naughty little boys

come over and ask me to.

Assume the position!

[Don_G]

10. Never

Though my cat hides whenever I pull anything out of the refrigerator that looks like a bottle.

I suppose she dosen't like the odor.

[Deja Q]

11. I don't beat the neighbors...

Finish that the way you want. :evilgrin:

[beanball]

13. The wacky diddo heads

across the street from me tune in Oxy Rush when ever they wash their cars,you can can hear the oxymoron when you are inside your home with the door closed,I have thought of calling them on the phone to let them know they have got an ass kicking coming.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Neighbors?

I have neighbors?

[Robb]

15. unclear question

Define "drunk". :shrug:

[no one in particular]

17. I like to do both, but not at the same time.

Drinking interferes with my butt-kicking abilities, and kicking butt interferes with my drinking pleasure.