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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:02 PM Original message |
Re: Virgin Olive Oil...How do they know? |
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Gonzo Gardener (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:06 PM Response to Original message |
1. It contains only the bodily fluids... |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
2. They only pick unmarried catholic olives. |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
3. It's Just One Of Those Things You Can Tell When You Stick Your Toothpick In It. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:13 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. So when you get the feeling you're throwing a hot dog down a hallway you know you've been had? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. It's made from olives that haven't been stuffed with pimento. |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:24 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Is that what the kids today are calling it? |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:26 PM Response to Original message |
7. They all attended the "Father Daughter Purity Ball" and wear chastity rings |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
8. The bottle has a chastity belt protecting the cap. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
9. They ask it |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 11:03 PM Response to Original message |
10. Pelvic exam |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
11. They show it a picture of a stamen. If it blushes, they figure it's a virgin |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Feb-17-08 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
12. What do they call the "bad" olive oil? |
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