CAPTION the President.............President Gump

[underpants]

[wysimdnwyg]

1. To himself: Damn, Karl!

You're supposed to put up a backdrop soz I know what to talk about!


Into the mic: Uh... Hi! Uh...

[underpants]

2. Wow check me out on the TV it looks like I'm touching the flag

Triiiiiiiiiippy

[lucidmadman]

"Andy's in Mt. Pilot today...

...I'm in charge and you're under arrest..."

[DustMolecule]

3. What's 2+2?

.

[underpants]

4. God I hope he's not pledging to support and defend the Constitution again

he's 0 for 2 so far in his life.

[waterman]

5. Looks a tad like Johnny Carson there... how scary is THAT?

[Endangered Specie]

6. (Rove, not seen): Damnit, Right hand string is stuck.

[cosmicdot]

7. what a funny read going through the posts

[cosmicdot]

8. back to basics with him ; they thought he had made significant

strides and progress ... but, it has just turned bad ... here we find him rehearsing the basic crowd-wave, and repeating: "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." He probably can retire on government disability if he wanted to.

[bobthedrummer]

9. "Ah, as you can see-my hands are clean!"

n/t

[cosmicdot]

10. thank you Mr. Cheney ... OK, next evildoer, will you enter and

sign in please ... face straight forward ... then left ... next right for the photographers ... and then back into the face straight forward position and hold your right arm up ... and repeat after me ... I solemnly swear ...

[cosmicdot]

11. Training-in-process: "I ... will ... cause ... major ... Internet ...

thingy ... millions of marginally-making-its will be knocked off with no reserves to replace their units ... leaving the online polls to more favorably be visited by the super rich ... don't forget to vote as many times possible ... your base belongs to me ...

[Aristus]

12. "Wir ficken mit der Tauschenschlange

und wir sagen: 'Sieg HEIL!' Sieg!"

"HEIL!"

"Sieg!"

"HEIL!"