HEY! Does anyone have an HOUR to help a PhD fill out a form

[underpants]

or a gun, either will work and the gun would probably put me out of my misery faster...........maybe.

"Well what do you think box 11e means"
"I don't know why don't we READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!"

11e Self explanatory

"What about this box 11j?"

Instructions
11j Self Explanatory

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

1. The title for box 11e:

Name:

[underpants]

2. If you don't think he needed to 'discuss' the Name and TItle box

you obviously have never filled out a form with a PhD.

Seriously he tried to call MY boss to see if he would sign it. I jokingly said "Why don't we get Mike to sign it?" Out comes the cell phone, "What's his number?"

[GOPisEvil]

3. LOL!!

Smart, but no sense...no sense of humor either.

[underpants]

4. Nice guy but I FEAR going into his office

I have a copy of the last bill we put together and I can't figure out how we got those numbers or where they came from. There is literally half a page of scratched out numbers, my co-worker's chin almost hit the floor when I showed it to her.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Ohhhhh...it's THAT kind of form...

These numbers don't say what I want them to say.
Well, they're accurate.
OK, what can we take out so it says what we want it to say? *translated
Er, then we aren't being honest.
Well, we are; just not completely. *translated
Uh, ok, can you put that in writing to me, please?