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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:46 PM
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Limerick time! There once was a man named beauregard...
Edited on Thu Feb-14-08 12:50 PM by Javaman
now you fill in the line and the next person fills in the next line...etc...
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:47 PM
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1. You're missing a noun
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:49 PM
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3. Duh--it's implied
Limericks are well known to be the height of subtlety; it's coarse and vulgar to demand that all necessary words be included.


(Does that sound even remotely convincing?) :evilgrin:
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:51 PM
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4. thanks...
:blush:
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:47 PM
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2. who took off his pants in his backyard
:-)
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:56 PM
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7. His neighbor admired
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:22 PM
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14. The stimulus package he'd acquired
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:25 PM
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15. "It seemed easy at first; now it's hard."
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:30 PM
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A winnah!
Now, back to research on this Baudrillard fellow. PoMo = Post Modernism? :shrug:

:D
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:30 PM
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17. Sadly, yes
:puke:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:32 PM
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18. You lie down with dogs....
:rofl: :hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:54 PM
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5. Who had his ass kicked by Pete Skaarsgard
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:06 PM
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8. Who cried "that's not the spelling!"
:evilgrin:

Peter Sarsgaard
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:10 PM
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9. as his fist started swelling
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:11 PM
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10. "That'll teach you to name-drop with no regard!"
;)
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 12:54 PM
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6. Who peddled his PoMo like Baudrillard
Edited on Thu Feb-14-08 12:55 PM by Orrex
Top that bit of Lefty pseudointellectualism, if you dare!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:14 PM
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11. Unpossible.
:yourock:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:15 PM
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13. while pounding foie gras
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:30 PM
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16. Into goose-baklava
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:33 PM
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19. that Britney, she's just such a card
PoMo?
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:43 PM
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21. He said, "let's pâté-- life's a canard!"
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:38 PM
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20. That sounds like a derrida to me.
But, I lacan't do it, so foucault it!
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 01:15 PM
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12. He found he was hoist by his own petard.
Is it legal to invent verbs?
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-14-08 02:15 PM
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22. There once was a man named Beauregard,
who jumped over the fence to the neighbor's yard
and harvested clothes and as everyone knows
wore the neighbor's wife's panties with no-regard.
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